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The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:
• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the ~~horrifying~~ effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

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Better than that jam, anyway.

[He blinks. Funny, wasn't that table a little lower down before?]

Although...och, no, I must be imagining things.

Lot of things in the 'verse that're better than that jam.

[ She looks down at the front of her coveralls. Had they always been this roomy? Maybe that's a sign she should be eating more? Hard to tell. ]

Hm? Imaginin' what?

[Maybe he can figure it out with more tea.]

I thought that table was smaller, that's all.

[He turns back towards Kaylee, then his eyes go rather wide as he gets a good look at her. The table may be larger, but she's certainly smaller. His voice goes up a bit as he tries to get her attention to point that out.]

Er, Kaylee?

Maybe, but...

[ Kaylee's a little busy staring at the legs of her coveralls that now extend well beyond her feet. A glance up at Jamie only confirms her worry, and she wrinkles her nose as she stares back down at her cup of tea. ]

Where'd you say you found it?

[And Jamie has to make a grab for his kilt as it threatens to fall off.]

In a storeroom in the TARDIS. It was in this box labeled 'Littles'. I'd not thought it'd meant that in that way, though.

[ BIG SIGH. And she's shrinking even more, augh. ]

Probly shouldn't surprise me, with this ship...

[He seems to have stopped shrinking, at least...possibly because he's had to set the tea down to use both hands in this kilt-holding-up process.]

Aye, of course not. Ye can't have five minutes here without something going wrong.

Make life too easy if things slowed down at all, can't have that.

[ When she does finally seem to have stopped shrinking, Kaylee frowns and proceeds to slide out of her coveralls. Her t-shirt works well enough as a dress for the moment. ]

Remind me to have a word with the Doctor about some of these things he's picked up. [He's just going to try and roll up the kilt at the waist and see if that helps, because he'd like to be able to use his hands again sometime this year.]

So now what do we do?

Ain't like to let you forget after somethin' like this.

[ With a sigh, Kaylee glances back at her mug of tea. ]

Think we'll have to just wait it out like last time?

[Catching that glance, Jamie looks up from his kilt-rolling.] I'd not try any more of that if I were ye. You're just as likely to wind up as a kid of two if ye keep drinking it.

[Not that he really expects her to do so, and he grins a little to show he's not serious. Meanwhile, it seems the rolling attempt is successful enough for now, so he starts in on his sleeves.]

But, aye, likely so. [He doesn't want to sit around, though. That's boring.] Say, did ye want to go catch some frogs?

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Now that you mention it...

[ What if it did the opposite? But no, there was a food and a drink last time, Jamie's probably right. ]

...frogs? Where're we gonna find frogs, Jamie?

Where do ye think? The Sensoriums, of course.

[Of course, maybe she doesn't want to find frogs. Maybe she'd rather go off and do something girly instead. So, of course, the proper way to get her to go along with it is to taunt her a little.] Unless you're afraid you'll get all slimy, that is.

Of course.

[ Oh, but itty-bitty tomboy!Kaylee isn't one to turn down a challenge, and that definitely sounds like a challenge to her. She sticks out a defiant chin, grabs her coveralls, and begins the march to the Sensoriums. ]

Oh, I'll show you.

Aye, we'll see about that.

[That worked perfectly, and he can't help but smirk as he follows after her. Once they get to the Sensoriums, the place shifts into his favorite frog-catching area back in Scotland, and Jamie leans against a tree, folding his arms against his chest.]

I'm sure I'll not even need to flush one out for ye. Go on...ah, whenever you're ready, that is.

Just you wait.

[ Kaylee gives Jamie a good glare before shoving her bundled up coveralls at him and heading for the water. It takes her a few minutes (and several trips and splashes), but finally she returns with a smallish frog in hand, and a triumphant look on her face. ]

Told you.

[Jamie waits patiently, even being nice and holding on to the coveralls for Kaylee. He's actually not surprised that she got a frog at all...and yet he can't resist the urge to try and one-up her.]

That wee bitty thing? Och, that's nothing. Here, take these back and I'll show ye how it's really done.

[ Of course he can't. Kaylee scrunches up her nose and lets the frog go again before taking her coveralls back and plopping herself down on the ground to watch. ]

Alright then, let's see this.

[With a cheeky grin, Jamie disappears into the swamp. All is quiet for a few minutes, then there's a triumphant yell, followed by a mighty splashing and enough noise to scare all the frogs away. In fact, quite a few of them come hopping by Kaylee. A few moments later, Jamie appears, covered head to toe in swamp muck but holding up a decent sized frog of his own.]

There.

[ Well, he hadn't lied to her, and Kaylee has to admit that his frog is bigger than hers had been, even if her own process had been a few thousand times quieter. The challenge had been on the bigger frog, not on catching tactics, so she just smiles up at him. ]

Got me on that one.

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