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[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:
• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the horrifying effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

Comments

[nokosi.livejournal.com]

"It can cu-" hiccup, "re a l-" hiccup, "lot of things, actually. Na-" He bounced with two hiccups this time. "tural medicine and all," the elf finally finished, a hand rubbing against his chest.

[starbolts]

Starfire floated over to him, hiccuping all the way, and placed her hand over his for a moment.

"Then we must-" hiccup "-find another cure".

[nokosi.livejournal.com]

"You're probably righ-" hiccup, "right. I'm so jealous that you-" hiccup, hiccup, "Can fly." He finished, unhelpfully and completely changing the subject.

On the plus side, every time a fit of hiccups hit him his piercings bounced with his ears, creating a delightful racket melody that he was beginning to appreciate.

[starbolts]

Starfire leaned over to investigate the piercings, trying to giggle---but she hiccuped so severely that she flew backward and stumbled.

"Flying is glorious," she managed to say without a hiccup, but she paid for that with a long string of them afterward, leaving her gasping. Great.

[nokosi.livejournal.com]

He laughed, the sound getting mangled and chopped up by loud hiccups. "Youareokay?" Nokosi said quickly, hoping to avoid his words being interrupted. Success!

"Ithinkthatweneed," he paused, clawing at his throat in annoyance. "Somewaterorsomethi-" hiccup. Curses!

[starbolts]

"Yes," she squeaked out between hiccups, forcing herself to fly over for some water.

"Here," it was offered a few moments later, her hand shaking. "Ifthisdoesnotwork-" hiccup "-Iwillattemptthe-" hiccup "-remediesofmypeople."

[nokosi.livejournal.com]

He began drinking the water with haste. If he could just...A string of hiccups caused his hands to shake violently, placing more water on him than in his mouth.

He lowered the cup slowly, water dripping from his chin.

[starbolts]

Starfire did what she could to wipe that off while hiccuping herself, trying to down some water. She was about as successful as he was.

"Perhaps we can attempt the ritual of upside down floating?" Starfire tried to say, hiccups breaking in every other word. Wonderful, it was getting worse.

[nokosi.livejournal.com]

"I can't float, but I can do a hand-stand." An entire sentence! Yes!

He placed his palms against the floor and kicked his legs up, pushing himself in the air. His ponytail dragged on the floor and his body wavered dangerously with every small bounce in his throat.