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[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:
• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the horrifying effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

Comments

[saint-sami.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you like it...!

[Sasami looks down a bit.]

It's okay, Star-chan... though... I miss seeing you around.

[starbolts]

I am sorry that I have not been. I have spent more and more time alone as of late.

[She's looking down too, sad eyes fixed on her toes.]

[saint-sami.livejournal.com]

Starfire...

[she moves to hug the older alien]

Why are you doing that? I would have loved to have you around...!

[starbolts]

[She leans over and hugs the girl in return, sighing softly.]

Our predicament has begun to become clearer to me. It is a burden that I do not wish to share.

[saint-sami.livejournal.com]

If you do that, then no one will know how to help you...

...and I want to help you. I really do...

[starbolts]

You are extraordinarily kind.

[She wraps Sasami in a tighter hug.]

You would have been a wonderful Councilor, and I am certain that your restaurant will see fantastic feasts. I will assist you if you wish.

[saint-sami.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Star-chan...

[and she returns the hug herself.]

I would love all the help I can get. I want to make the best meals I can to make everyone happy here.

[she lets out a sigh...]

I'm scared it will fail, though.

[starbolts]

When we have food and hungry customers, it is not likely that they will fail to visit. All that is required is a good recipe.

But I am not the person to ask for this. My cooking does not suit the tastes of the others.

[saint-sami.livejournal.com]

Don't say that, Starfire...! You never know who might like your cooking!

Though... I want to help you be better at it so you don't have to worry about that problem anymore...

[starbolts]

You would teach me?

[She looks painfully hopeful here.]

[saint-sami.livejournal.com]

Yes! I would you teach you as much as you want me to...!

[starbolts]

Truly?

I owe you my gratitude.

[And there is much smiling here.]

[saint-sami.livejournal.com]

You don't have to owe me anything, Star-chan. You're my friend and I'd do anything to help them. Especially those I love dearly...!

[starbolts]

[Love dearly. Those words struck her in the heart. She teared up, hugging Sasami for all she was worth.]

I will be a better friend to those I love.

[saint-sami.livejournal.com]

Eep! [she giggles, returning the hug.]

You have all the time in the world. I'll always be here...