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The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:
• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the horrifying effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

Comments

[ronnae.livejournal.com]

Her skin looked shinier as she started to lightly sweat. She hesitantly lifted her hoodie over her shoulder, leaving her in her black tank top and long sleeved fishnet shirt. She looked at Billy shyly before looking away coyly, only looking back slightly, with the eye that wasn't covered by her bangs.

"Guess you should do something about it huh?" That also came out a bit low, and just a hint of seductiveness was heard.

[morphitudinous]

"Yes, I'll definitely do something about it," Billy whispered, throat drying as the hoodie was peeled off.

"We'll just go to the chemistry lab and..." Dispel the effects with some sort of antidote? If one could be found quickly enough, he could stop this nonsense.

A few more buttons mysteriously came undone. "Ronnie, I don't know if I can stop this." He didn't know if he wanted to, either.

[ronnae.livejournal.com]

She grinned mischievously slowly standing and then pulling him over. "I wouldn't think you'd want to." She laid him down and straddled him her small tongue trailing from the tip of his ear, down his neck and ending in a soft kiss on his chest.

[morphitudinous]

Billy went willingly, his hands coming up to play at her shoulders. That top was very interesting indeed, nicely complimenting her.

He shuddered, burying his hands in her hair while she licked his slick skin. Soon, a leg lifted to curl around hers while his hands wandered over her back, lingering lower than usual.

"I'm extremely tempted not to, but I'm not sure it's wise to continue here," he whispered in a low voice.

[ronnae.livejournal.com]

"Can you really think of a better time, than the current moment?" She ran ran her hand down his chest, buttons going away each time they got in the way. She grinned coyly "I mean, if you don't want me, that's okay too... I guess." She made a mock pout just as she moved her hips particularly slow and firmly against his own.

[morphitudinous]

That elicited a gasp from him, further complicated by the state of easily felt arousal this heat had pushed him into.

"At the moment, I can't think of anything else," he answered honestly, kissing her firmly enough to remove any doubt. "But I could stand to do this in a more comfortable location."

[ronnae.livejournal.com]

"Sounds fair enough. Don't keep me waiting." She winked at him before doing a perfect back flip off the position they were in and dashing off in the direction of their house.

[morphitudinous]

And he most certainly didn't, racing after her as quickly as his legs could carry him.

What a day this was turning into.