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The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:
• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the ~~horrifying~~ effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

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Got enough for the occasional sit-down with a friend, don't worry.

[ In she goes, pulling a thermos and mugs out of her bag as she does so. Someone came prepared. Once she's finished pouring, Kaylee hands one of the mugs to Jamie. ]

'S Chamomille, don't know how well you like it, but worth a shot.

Camo-what?

[He picks up the mug and peers inside for a moment, then shrugs and takes a sip.]

It's not bad, whatever it is. Think I'll sit down to drink it though, if ye don't mind.

Chamomille.

[ She takes a sip, and shakes her head. ]

Go ahead 'n sit. I'll even join ya...

[Jamie sinks down onto the stairs with a sigh. Too much effort to go climb up to the wobbly chair. He does move over so Kaylee can also have some stair space to sit on, though.]

Oh, aye, that. Hey, you've not seen the Doctor on the way over here, have ye?

[ Kaylee happily joins him, taking another long sip after she's settled against the stair behind her. ]

Can't say I have, no. Ain't seen him since... [ Since it didn't take so much effort to think about it. ] ...not for a while.

Oh. We'd better... [Jamie starts to lift his hand to look at it, but decides about halfway through it's not worth the bother.] ...stay here until he gets back.

Unless you want to go look around some more.

Be easiest to stay in one spot, yeah.

[ Kaylee shakes her head, and slumps over to rest her head on Jamie's shoulder. ]

No, 'M pretty okay here, 'less you're wantin' to go.

[He leans back, and slowly turns his head to look at her.]

Mm? No...no, I'm good. [He seems pretty content to just sort of sit for a bit, but eventually pipes up again.]

Hey, Kaylee? Where did you get this tea?

Good. [ Because if he had wanted to go, she probably just would have slumped over on the stairs and let him.

A small amount of energy is spared for the look up at Jamie's face. ]

Hm? Was on Serenity, why?

[Blinking a few times, he tries to work up the energy to actually respond, but it's just nice to be able to sit and look at Kaylee. Bonny Kaylee, who doesn't mind if he doesn't want to move, and...oh, right. Question. He had a question.]

Did ye have it before?

[ Ugh, why do you have to ask questions, Jamie? Those require answers, which take thinking... ]

Dunno. Thought we did.

[ There. Good enough. ]

[Yes, but questions are easy. So he's going to ask more. After another few minutes, that is.]

Do ye remember if it did this?

'S meant to calm you down... [ She thinks on that a moment, then gives a weak shrug against Jamie's arm. ]

...not normally like this, though.

Oh. [Slowly - very slowly, he shifts a little so Kaylee's more comfortable, even though he really doesn't want to move much.]

Think...maybe it's gone bad, then.

Not exactly how it works, Jamie.

[ As Jamie starts moving, Kaylee pulls just far enough away that he can shift until he's comfortable, but as soon as she thinks he's settled again she's back to resting against him. Not moving for a while now, too much effort in that last one. ]

[He can tilt his head so it rests against the top of Kaylee's now, and that's much better. Also about as much movement as he wants to do for...well, forever seems good.]

It's not?

[ There's no protesting from Kaylee as he does so. If she's got her choice, she won't be moving for as long as humanly possible. ]

Nope. Normally lose their potency as they get older.

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camel meal, Jamie. obviously.

Obviously. XD

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