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[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:
• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the horrifying effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

Comments

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

"I've seen a lot of things. Ancient Aztecs coming back to life, ravening hordes of things with 6 inch teeth and tentacles, evil fortresses rising from a humble factory, literal acid rain... dude, developing tits is a good reason to spend about four hours in my bunk while the wizards geeks and science nerds work out turning me back. Panic doesn't even enter into the situation."

Really, he seems amused.

"Though, your pheromones are shifting a bit yourself. I suspect its the tea."

[governorkang]

[He snorts. Humans. And whatever Chase is; he doesn't smell like a human. In fact, he smells kind of like Bella and Plays.]

Somehow I'm not surprised by that response.

[Wait. Him too? He'd thought it was the light on his scales, but now that he looks more closely, they are a different shade, and smaller.]

...oh shit. What in the Abyss was in that tea?!

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

Yeah, still just amused.

"No clue, but whatever it was, I'm thinking you're feeling your feminine side. Don't worry, you're still not my type."

[governorkang]

Trust me, I wasn't worried about that. What I am worried about is this being permanent, or taking a while to fix, and my mate or anyone else from home showing up.

[Great. More female draconians are needed, but not like this.]

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

Chase laughs. "Ok, I can see the concern. If my wife showed up, she'd just hit on me and compare cup sizes, then try and seduce two or three more girls to make a proper night of it anyway. Not like we can have kids."

[governorkang]

[He can't help but laugh too, even though he himself is 100% straight and kind of baffled by same sex pairings. Not his place to judge, though.]

You don't have to answer if you don't want to, but why not?

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

He shrugs.

"I'm not the shy type. Ask away. Its a mystical ritual thing. My wife is also a werewolf... and kids between two of our kind are sterile mutants. Doesn't work so well. To get agreement to marry, I had to impregnate 10 kinfolk... man, that was a great week... and then undergo a ritual so I can't have kids unless both people involved actively want one. I don't make any big secret of it."