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[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:
• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the horrifying effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

Comments

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

*takes a few more sips of his* Gabe be all over this in a heartbeat. Wingboy was all about sweets.

*He set his mug aside as he started to feel weird as well.*

[governorkang]

Another angel?

[What the... is he getting bigger?

Yep, if that broken chair underneath him is any indication. The clothes disappear, too, seeming to melt into his scales, and he starts looking even more dragonlike.]

What the hell is going on?!

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

*Either he's getting bigger or Dean's getting smaller. Wait, he's looking up at the table now, he is smaller! And furry. With a tail that was now going back and forth frantically*

What the hell?!

[governorkang]

[Actually, looks like it's both. He flares his considerably larger wings out in surprise and backs up a few steps, now quadripedal, and lets out a string of impressive curses in Nerakese.]

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

*Meanwhile he barked a few times in confusion, and was literally growling out several curses. He backed away a few steps.*

[governorkang]

[Oh, he is clearly not happy, looking himself over as he stops growing at around 30 feet from nose to tail. In fact, he almost looks like he's about to have a panic attack.]

No. No. This isn't funny.

[He also doesn't realize that he says this mentally, to Dean, as well.]

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

*More barking from the pointer dog and then whine, tucking his tail between his legs briefly.*

Not funny, and hey, not funny to get in my head!

[governorkang]

[He growls, and pulls his wings in tight against his back, trying (unsuccessfully) to calm down.]

How are you - I didn't mean to!

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

Dude like I'd know! *More barking and growling this time as the fur along his back bristled.*

[governorkang]

If I find whoever put whatever the hell that was in our tea, I'm going to gut them.

[Dead. Serious. Because this is unbelievably not cool.]

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

If it was a witch, I bet I could rip their throat out like this.

*He was still growling*

[governorkang]

[His eyes flash in fury, and sparks start dancing around his mouth.]

I won't stop you. At least wait until they've gotten us changed back, though. I can't stay like this.

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

*He gave a surprised bark and then a whine, as he started to back away more*

Hey, take it easy!

[governorkang]

[It takes a few seconds for him to calm down enough to make the sparks go away, but it's obvious he's still highly uncomfortable.]

...sorry.

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

*He whined again before tentatively stepping forward*

You good, man?

[governorkang]

No. No I'm not. I got turned into a dragon, Dean. Not just any type, either, but a bronze.

[He awkwardly lowers himself so that he's settled on the ground and curls his tail around his body with a snort.]

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

Ok? Is there something bad about bronze?

*He tilted his head to the side, and his tail slowly went back and forth a few times*

[governorkang]

...I've told you that my kind are related to dragons before, haven't I?

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

Only in a vague kind of way. More remember saying how you're not one.

[governorkang]

[He snorts again and looks down at his front paws.]

I would have been a dragon, originally. A bronze like this, to be exact. We were created from stolen dragon eggs that were warped by magic to hatch draconians instead.

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

...Seriously? What the hell kind of magic was it?

[governorkang]

A mix of arcane and divine. That doesn't matter, though. What matters is getting us back to normal, because I'm not staying like this.

[He shifts his wings, still clearly uncomfortable. He trusts Dean, but not enough to mention the whole Oath of Neutrality and dragons killing off draconians thing yet.]

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

Well I'm sure as hell not either. Bet it was some damn witch.

[governorkang]

[He shakes his head and growls deep in his chest.]

Where do we even start? Anyone could have made that tea.