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[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:
• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the horrifying effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

Comments

Re: 23

[telekinetic_badass]

Blinkblink.

"I do?"

Re: 23...Yes Katara, have a serious coversation before the inevitable DOOM

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

"Yes," Katara said, pouring him a cup. "I ran into Sofia the other day. She didn't tell me what was wrong, but I could tell she was going through something, and that usually involves you."

She poured a cup for herself. "So what happened? And don't be shy with the details, I'm already sixteen and heard and seen more on this ship than I was supposed to!"

[telekinetic_badass]

"At this point, I'm not sure," he said, taking the tea. "Well, no, scratch that.

"We broke up, but that was a while ago. And now I'm sort of seeing someone else, but Sofia happens to hate said someone. So she probably thinks I'm dating that someone to get back at her.

"Which I'm not," he added, taking a few sips of the tea.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Katara sighed. She took a few sips of the tea herself. She would start to get the X-ray vision soon, but right now she had something to say.

"I don't have any insight on how you are, Julian. All I know about you and your dating is what I've heard, and most of what I heard makes you out to be scum. Sofia definitely seems to be hurting though, and I know that it bothers you, even a little.

"More than that, the Julian I know is headstrong and brave. He might be impulsive and a bit of a jerk, but he tries to do the right thing. You can make any decision you want, that's up to you. But...if you have a girl you like, make it right with the one you left behind, at least."

She took a few sips of the tea here, and felt a little dizzy.

[telekinetic_badass]

"Easier said than done. She's refusing to talk to me." Which, he was fairly sure that she wouldn't say a word to him any time soon. Unless those words were 'fuck off.'

"It might be better to just give her some room for... a little... while... where are your clothes?"

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

"Then it might be good to find a way to talk to her. Whatever happens between the two of you, she needs that closure and I think you won't just leave her in that much pain. You're definitely better than that."

She crossed her eyes, looking disapprovingly. "What? My clothes are on me, where they belong. And what..."

OH.

And she reared back, eyes as wide as saucers. "WHAT?!"

[telekinetic_badass]

"What?!" Julian looked around, then looked down at himself and...

"...are those my intestines?" What the hell were his internal organs doing out like that?!

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Well, so much for THAT heartfelt speech. Nothing got your attention more than the fact that you could now see all of your inner workings. And Katara was SO not about watching how everything worked, not to mention seeing how Julian worked either.

NO LOOKING!

"What's going on?!" Katara said, covering her eyes. "What teh heck caused this?