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The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:
• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the ~~horrifying~~ effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

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"Nngh!" Ok, she was totally going to remember this. "Ruffnut, when we change back, you are SO getting pinched so you know what that feels like!"

She was already burning up like crazy, and though she wasn't mad, she was still plenty annoyed Ruffnut had no idea why this was not something you did in public.

"You are so hopeless, Ruff," Hit girl said, trying to hide a grin. "Only you wouldn't even think about touching your own tits. How do you even take a bath?"

Ruffnut frowned into a bit of a pout feeling like she was being made fun of, "Well it's not like I had alot to go on." She protested and then just because she felt mildly vengeful she pinched the other one.

Hit Girl shook her head. "I guess not. Different times. Whatever, I didn't mean to make fun of you, I was-hey!"

Seriously, how did she let Ruffnut get away with shit like this? She grabbed the smaller girl in a headlock, ruffling her hair.

Ruff flailed and struggled weakly against the headlock unable to slip free, "Brat!" She protested muffled as she was buried in Hit Girl's new chest face first.

"In this situation you're the one that's a brat!" Hit Girl retorted, then reddened when Ruffnut's face got buried in her tits.

"You..." she started to say, trying to be angry, then settled with grabbing Ruffnut and bringing her over a knee. "This is what we do to misbehaving kids. Say your prayers, viking!"

"W-what?" Her eyes went wide and she flailed even more grabbing at Mindy's legs trying to pull free, "Hey lemme go you big, stoppit! Leggo!!" Her face was bright red as she realized what was coming.

"Nope!" Hit Girl said, snickering. "You kept attacking my tits, and that has consequences, little Ruffnut!"

Not that she was going to pull her pants down on anything, that shit was just humiliating and she was glad dad had never believed in doing that. She did give Ruffnut's rump a few hard whacks though: if she though she couldn't take it, she wouldn't bother, but figured this would give something the girl something to get her back for.

That, and well, it was just fun to not be the small child for a change.

Ruffnut bit her lip face glowing hot. She wouldn't cry out (Or admit that mixing with the pain and humiliation was an odd glow of pleasure) She just gripped Mindy's leg tighter and growled like some kind of wild animal as her bottom was smacked.

Well, Hit Girl wouldn't keep this up TOO much longer (only five more smacks or so), as she was sure that Ruffnut was going to have her revenge soon enough. And true to that, there was a sudden curious feeling, as Hit Girl began to realize she was...shrinking. In a moment, a teenager would be in her lap, her ten year old lap.

"Uh oh," she said.

Ruff's grin turned from one of twisted pleasure to wicked vengeance, "Uh huh." She purred and immediately lunged to wrestle Mindy into her lap in the same way.

"No hard feel-shit!" Hit girl was already trying to get out, but the way they'd been positioned a moment ago had definitely put her at a disadvantage, not to mention giving her no place to go.

Ruffnut cackled and began to deal out the same swift wrist punishment she had gotten, but she wasn't as considerate and even flipped up Mindy's skirt to make sure it wasn't in the way.

Revenge was sweet.

"Hey you bitch, I didn't even..!" Hit Girl started to protest, but to no avail. She was whacked, and there was something weird about having herself exposed, even if she WAS wearing stuff under the skirt. you still never got over the first time you got spanked. To most kids it hurt of course, but Hit Girl had gone through much more than kids, so it sort of hurt and mostly just felt weird. Also, she had this strange hot feeling she didn't understand.

"You suck!" She said, as if that meant anything.

Ruffnut just laughed and when the punishment was over pulled Mindy's skirt back down for her and helped her up, "What goes around comes around!" She shot though clearly there were no hard feelings.

Just some awkward warm and squirmy ones.

"You were still feeling me up!" Hit girl protested, then didn't bother. Where Ruffnut came from, girl vikings probably didn't even do that with other girl vikings without it being playful banter or whatever, right?

Besides, this was her first time being spanked. It was...well, it felt damn weird, not as painful, although the humiliation thing usually meant she had to kill Ruffnut. So why wasn't she? Damn training partners.

Then again, no one was around but the two of them to see such an embarrassing display, so that made it easier, right? Right.

She could worry about the weird heat thing later.

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