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[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:
• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the horrifying effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

Comments

[morphitudinous]

Billy was embarrassed by it, of course, but he submitted to their examination without complaint. It was a rather curious process.

"In a sense," Billy started. "I'm still not sure how much of the process is magical in nature. The person guarding the powers was a wizard, but he always referred to them as our technology. I thought the activation was keyed to my voice, but it can still recognize it in a higher pitch."

Hmm, how interesting.

"The uniform itself consists of nanofibers that diffuse impacts against them over a large area, increasing their resistance to attacks. They also resist most types of acids, though I'll readily admit it's not the best protection. It's the price we pay for flexibility."

What a fun technology! He knew Ronnie would look wonderful in one of these uniforms, but he understood her embarrassment. "The main reason we were able to wear costumes this revealing in public was that no one knew who we were beneath the helmets. It certainly makes things interesting now."

[ronnae.livejournal.com]

Hearing about the diffusion of impacts got Ronnie curious. Actually so curious, that everything was silent till a resounding 'SMACK' echoed lightly in the room as she 'tested' Billy's rear. Of course she immediately looked down and fidgeted with her fingers acting as if it wasn't her, tho her completely red face spoke volumes as to who the culprit was!

[nokosi.livejournal.com]

His comically long eyebrows furrowed as he thought on Billy's words. Revealing. Eying the Ranger for an extended period of time, he wondered if perhaps there was a different meaning for the word. It certainly looked as if he were covered from head to toe.

The resounding smack that echoed through the room quickly snapped him out of his thoughts, however. A glance in Ronnae's direction told him who had caused the sound.

Ah, he did love sounds. And that of flesh striking flesh always did have a certain 'full' ring to it. Especially given the plumpness of the area she had struck, it left a reverberating feeling in his ears.

"That was such a delectable sound, Ronnae," he cooed.

[morphitudinous]

OF all the things Billy was prepared for, that certainly wasn't one of them. He leaned forward upon impact, clearly embarrassed by the sound. But as he'd said, the uniform prevented it from truly hurting.

"...no, that didn't hurt," Billy answered the unasked question, pouting at Ronnie accusingly. "I simply felt a painless pressure on my rear end. I wouldn't be opposed to further examination, though I have learned that I don't have a spanking fetish."

He explained all of that in a rush, still blushing.

[ronnae.livejournal.com]

Ronnae looked down embarrassed and she felt this amazing feeling of guild and shame altogether. "Sorry... I acted without thinking... Won't happen again I promise." She moved back to her spot on the bed, completely red faced and looking away, hugging the pillow to her.

"Still really interesting..." She added kinda off-handedly.

[nokosi.livejournal.com]

There she was, apologizing for something that needed no apology. Really, it was kind of her thing. Though Billy did bring up a good point, one that Ronnae had yet to mention to him.

"What type of fetishes do you have?" He asked innocently, his face a picture of sincere curiosity.

[morphitudinous]

Oh dear. He'd upset her again. Billy shuffled over to the bed and sat beside her, wrapping an arm around her shoulders.

"It's all right. I understand, it was a pretty tempting target. And as I said, it didn't hurt. I just prefer to be touched more gently, that's all. There might just be time for that," he offered with a blush.

He only became more flustered when Nokosi opened his mouth. "That's for Ronnie to find out and for you to never know," he retorted playfully, "though she may already know some."

[ronnae.livejournal.com]

She had started to feel more relaxed before the interchanging conversation between Nokosi and Billy. And that made her go back to embarrassed, blushing and her mind wandering to places it shouldn't be going at the moment, which cause her to get flustered.

"Y-yeah l-l-later and s-stuff...." Yeah, totally in the zone... but not.

[nokosi.livejournal.com]

He looked between Billy and Ronnae and both of their crimson faces. Was...this one of those moments he was supposed to wander off to leave them to their privacy? He'd given a talking to already by Ronnae about appropriate times to be around...but he couldn't quite tell. Well, he would just guess. Based on the books in that first row of the bookshelf? Yep, that seemed fair. Even meant yes, odd meant no.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8- oh, eight. Well then! He walked over to the bookshelf and took out his most favorite volume before backtracking to the window.

"Wellll....it looks like it's one of those times so just let me know when things are decent."

[morphitudinous]

Billy blinked for a moment. What on earth? He was just going to leave them to one of 'those times'....oh. That. After he got over his embarrassment, he flashed Nokosi a tiny but grateful smile.

"I'll have the results out to you as soon as possible!"

[ronnae.livejournal.com]

Ronnae blinked... and blushed, and looked down. One of those times... again she couldn't believe she was having them to begin with! She fidgeted, pressing her fingers together. "S-so.... ummm results of wh-what exactly?"

She looked around, there were no lab materials around, no boards with formulas, not even a work bench soooo what results? She looked at Billy innocently.

[morphitudinous]

Billy smiled and reached for the morpher on his belt, squeezing it lightly to revert to his borrowed clothing. "The test I was running on the tea sample. When it's complete, I should be able to reverse the effect."

Until then, though...he walked over to the window, waving a fond goodbye to Nokosi. Once he was gone, the curtains would be shut.

[nokosi.livejournal.com]

Oh. He was right; well that was just swell.

Nokosi unlocked the window and slid it up before climbing out and crawling onto the nearby tree branch. He wasn't going to risk jumping out there when he wasn't yet used to his 'new' body.

[ronnae.livejournal.com]

She blinked at Nokosi leaving, and once again at the shutting of the curtains. She looked curiously at Billy, and her mind began running wild. Why would he want the curtains closed? Was he gonna change? Maybe it was gonna be a secret?! Or-- She shook her head, it can't be that... can it? She blushed heavily and looked down embarrassed. "S-so... wh-what are we gonna d-do?"

[morphitudinous]

Billy turned around, suddenly the picture of nervousness. Good thing the lights were working so well.

"There's still time before the results are ready for analysis. Since I'm not likely to repeat this experience, I wanted to answer my questions about the female body before reversing the effect."

Yes, it was just as bad as implied.

[ronnae.livejournal.com]

It took a moment to settle in, and it still didn't quite compute.

"What would you like to know?" Of course she thought it was just questions! Why not right?!

[morphitudinous]

Billy blushed, folding his hands in front of him and ducking his head.

"I want to know...how it feels to be a woman, for lack of a better turn of phrase. The sort of information that can never be experienced through books and discussions. To know how it might feel for you."

Was the hint any clearer yet?

[ronnae.livejournal.com]

Ronnie looked shocked and taken aback and her face was completely red.

"O-oh! Ummm okies I guess. I d-don't mind. Usually the guys b-back home that got 'punished'" She rolled her eyes a bit. "With this kind of spell went all out and 'explored' the possibilities or went to get into trouble." She giggled a bit, still blushing.

"B-but, y-yeah, ju-jus' lemme know what would you like."

[morphitudinous]

Billy approached the bed and sat on it, still fidgeting with his legs.

"Well...I've been told that being kissed as a woman is a different sensation than as a man, though it depends on the texture of the individual. Maybe we could start there? Unless you don't want to, of course."