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And if wishes were horses we'd all be eatin' steak.

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❝ I ☆ WISH ❞
meme

★ Post with your character. Do not have them wish!
★ Respond to other peoples' characters with your own.
At any point during the resulting conversation, they must make a wish pertaining to that character
For example; such as "I wish you would kiss me", or "I wish you would dance naked".
★ The magic words are 'I wish'. As soon as those words are spoken, it will happen, whether the person wishes it or not
★ SHENANIGANS AND FUN ENSUE

★ stolen from musebawks

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[...this is going to be a long trip. She trails behind him, smiling faintly.]

Not exactly. I am a summoner, and...the 'priests' were very unhappy with me by the time I was rescued.

[He goes at a brisk pace, looking around the city as he explores it himself.]

A summoner? Like from one of those fantasy games? So can you like summon some crazy strong creature to fight for you?

...yes. We're partners on the battlefield.

I need to see the temples where I forged my bonds with them. If they're still there, I'll be able to summon.

Huh, sounds interesting. Sorta like calling for reinforcements eh?

Yeah, I get that. We should be there sometime soon, this place is really big and stuff. Wish we had one of those party buses with all the hot pole dancers take us to were we wanted to.

Yes, it's like that.

[And...vroom! There's a bus pulling up, full of bright colors, loud music, and all the pole dancers Splicer could possibly want. Yuna jumps behind him, startled by it.]

I've never seen a machina like that before! Where'd it come from?

Hot diggity! What the hell!

[He looks up in amazement] I WISH FOR ALL THE CREDITS AND HOTTIES AND DRINKS IN THE UNIVERSE TO BE MINE! [Sadly only one wish per meme Splicer, too bad]

Oh well it was worth a shot, [He turns to Yuna and smirks, pointing a thumb at the party bus.]

That's our ride to the Religion Row district. I guess the city is providing us with transportation since it's so far away.

[He certainly wanted this ride!]

[Yuna looks slightly skeptical, even more so when the second wish fails to materialize. Huh.]

Are you sure it's going to take us there? It looks intended for a different destination.

[She...cautiously approaches the door, timidly asking the driver where they'd go. There's a flippant affirmative response, then she steps back and allows Splicer to board.]

You first.

Hey I'm all for ladies first, but if you insist.

[He moves into the bus with a huge grin, settling down on one of the comfortable long couches and taking one of the drinks on the tables.]

Now this is service yo! Travelin' in style!

[He motions Yuna to his side with a friendly non-threatening smile]

Relax, we'll be there soon right? So why no enjoy the ride.

[Yuna sits primly next to him, a strained smile on her face. She worries for the poor girls entertaining, and this definitely isn't her sort of environment.]

It's not the sort of style I'm used to, but...I see why you'd appreciate it. We should be there soon.

[Very soon, she hopes.]

<- Mffmmm! -> [A muffled complaint is heard from the backpack, 779 moves it in front of him and unzips it, letting the small doll pop up.]

<-The fuck's wrong with you! I could have die-- Hellllooooooo nurse! What do we have here! Oh you shouldn't have buddy! I take back all the bad things I said about you!-> [The doll seems to float out of the backpack and onto the breasts of one of the dancers who looks confused at the doll before laughing a bit.] <-Hello there, I'm miguel and I'll be servicing you this evening.->

[779 rolled his eyes and placed a cig in his mouth, looking up in thought.]
And you say 'I'm' the pervert.

[He snapped his fingers and called a flame before remembering Yuna was still with him. He looked at her apologetically motioning at the cigarette.] You mind? I won't smoke if it bothers ya.

[Yuna yelped, covering her eyes and turning away from him---them.]

No, it's all right. I'll breathe over here.

[She breathed as deeply as she could before he lit up, praying that the others would ignore her until they reached the temples.]

[He made sure the smoke didn't bother her, in fact, he kept every puff of smoke neatly condensed into floating smoke bubbles, floating in front of him. He looked to his doll who was making himself comfortable in between the dancers breasts hooting and cheering as she danced around.]

Not really your scene after all huh? Come from a quiet place I take it?

[He sincerely sounded concerned, taking his attention back to the uncomfortable girl, as the smoke orbs floated around making odd designs in the air.]

I lived on Besaid Island. Every day was beautiful but quiet.

[Yuna slowly started to peek out, observing the smoke patterns with a wondering eye.]

This is an example of your world?

[He shrugged] You could say that. We had districts strictly for pleasure and entertainment. I usually frequented them after really exhausting missions. I mean hell, you had to after months away from home traveling in hostile territory.

[The smoke orbs started spinning making a solar system, they moved and swirled just like the real deal would.]

I wonder if Zanarkand was like that...

[She blushed at the thought of Tidus enjoying that sort of thing, an odd anger swelling within her. No, he wouldn't.]

Oh, your smoke! Is it meant to do that?

Zanarkand? I'm guessin' that was like one of the big cities in your world?

[He asked curiously taking another drag of the cig and blowing out, creating another planet to add to the spiraling system.]

Naw, smoke's smoke. I jus' didn't want it to bother you really. I'm keeping it in that shape with my telekinesis. And since I didn't find it interesting to jus' have em floatin' in place, I made them do something interesting.

I've only seen the ruins. A person I cared for somehow saw the city while it lived---he used to say that it never slept.

[She smiled at the patterns.]

Thank you, that was very considerate. I've seen something almost similar to telekinesis before, but nothing like this.

I see, must have been quite the city while it was alive.

[He returned the smile]

And I'm not even that good at 'TK'. Back home there were Tk'ers who could level entire cities. Sure it was at the cost of a killer migraine and possibly going into a coma, but they were usually kept close to the high officials as bodyguards.

[She gasped. That was serious?]

I can hardly imagine it. All that power in one person, so fast...

[It was so nice that she'd even temporarily forgotten her discomfort. Hopefully they were almost there.]

[He shrugged]

There are even stronger psychics but the government keeps those hushed. Just like they kept us a secret till Raynor busted most of us out. I was never imprisoned like most of my kin. I was deemed safe enough to keep working under the Dominion.

[The orbs made a shade of Yuna, beginning to dance almost perfectly similar to the way she danced. Of course she wouldn't tell her that he was also a telepath.]

'Religion Row! Get your holy waters and blessings just don't eat the food!' the driver called out pulling the bus to a gentle stop.

Guess this is your stop huh?

[There was a bit of a putting off in his voice, but he didn't show it on his face.]

[Yuna was temporarily transfixed by the view of the Sending. Even the weapon shape was correct, and she hadn't been carrying it. So many questions to ask him! It's on the tip of her tongue, but then...they're there.]

...the food isn't safe?

[That's new. She stands carefully, bowing to him.]

I should like to meet you again. Thank you so much for your help!

[He chuckled] Pretty sure the driver's jus' bein' funny.

[He then nodded at her curtly with a friendly smile.]

I'd like that. Take care kay?

[And with a wave the priestess was left in Religion Row, she was certainly interesting, and beautiful. It'd be nice to see her again.]

<- YO YO Bro! Wake the fuck up you're totally missing these hot bitches man!-> [The doll was still as lifeless in between the dancers breasts who didn't seem to mind at all, trying her best to please her patron.]

Yeah yeah, enjoy it will ya? You don' get this often Miggy.

'So kiddo, where to?' [The bus driver asked.]

Nowhere is fine. Perfect for a nobody. [There was no sadness or bitterness behind the words. He was trained this way, he was no one. Expendable if he ever got caught on a mission, a life to throw away. After thousands of missions however, he was still alive. The bus pulled away, driving him around until the wish ended.]

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And if wishes were horses we'd all be eatin' steak.

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