And if wishes were horses we'd all be eatin' steak.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

the
❝ I ☆ WISH ❞
meme

★ Post with your character. Do not have them wish!
★ Respond to other peoples' characters with your own.
At any point during the resulting conversation, they must make a wish pertaining to that character
For example; such as "I wish you would kiss me", or "I wish you would dance naked".
★ The magic words are 'I wish'. As soon as those words are spoken, it will happen, whether the person wishes it or not
★ SHENANIGANS AND FUN ENSUE

 

★ stolen from musebawks

Comments

Have some hotties Billy.

[expendable-mind.livejournal.com]

[He turned and started jogging backwards with a big grin on his face]

C'mon that's all the more exciting! You're one of those stiffs who take everything to seriously huh? No time for fun and relaxation.

Wish you got some action from the red district hotties and enjoy it! That'd sure put you at ease and make ya enjoy life with a bit more excitement!

Re: Have some hotties Billy.

[morphitudinous]

Trust me, there's nothing exciting about being sawed apart limb from limb in front of the entire crew with a pain-enhancing psychic assault accompanying it.

[It's blunt, but he doesn't think the guy is going to take it seriously otherwise.]

...what? I definitely don't need that sort of attention, I have a girlfriend! She's just at work at the moment, and as I'll be getting back there soon...

[...or not. There's a lovely lady appearing from nowhere and taking his arm, a seductive pout on her face.]

Not too soon, I hope?

[And another taking his other arm. Oh dear.]

Re: Have some hotties Billy.

[expendable-mind.livejournal.com]

That's it? Man you guys have it easy! You should see the shit the Dominion puts it's enemies or traitors through.

[He was walking backwards slowly now as he talked, his hands in his pockets.]

A girlfriend huh? She hot? I didn't think guys like you had time for relations, not that I'm pegging you for a stereotype. That's jus' the answer I always got from the eggheads down at the labs when I offered to take them to the strips--- Heeeelllloooooo nurse!

[He looked around quickly noticing they came as asked.] Man that's some crazy service on this ship. [He grinned as the two ladies were tugging Billy away with lewd and teasing pouts]

[morphitudinous]

I'd always find time for her. She's definitely worth it---hey!

[...and soon enough he's being dragged away, their hands making themselves at home on him. He yelps, valiantly resisting. Ronnie isn't going to like this at all, so he'll definitely yell for help.]

[expendable-mind.livejournal.com]

Hey calm down man, you'd swear you didn't like girls. Don't worry, I'm sure you're girl'll be fine. I can look in on her if ya want to while you go have fun with them hotties.

[He grinned and gave him two thumbs up as more girls appeared out of nowhere to please Billy.]

[morphitudinous]

[Billy scowled.]

No! The last thing I want is for her to feel betrayed. We've just gotten together, and it's really important that I keep supporting her.

[He tries firmly telling them no, gently moving their hands, but he draws the line when hands creep under his clothes. That is not happening today. One yell and flash of light later, they seem to be staring at the man in blue spandex holding a weapon in his hands.]

I'm sorry, but I really have to go.

[expendable-mind.livejournal.com]

[Somehow that doesn't seem to deter them, in fact the spandex uniform seems to draw them in even more with slight moans and gleeful cheers. "Oh I do love a man in uniform." and "Look at how tight that is on him, I can totally see everything."]

[Splicer laughs and shakes his head.]

Man you sure do know how to get the ladies all hot and bothered.

[morphitudinous]

Splicer probably can't see it under the helmet, but there is a glare coming from Billy. A few hands get entirely too close to him, prompting a shudder and a leap onto the rooftop. Yes, he can do that.

"I really must be going!" And he's taken off.

[expendable-mind.livejournal.com]

"Awww man, you ruin all the fun." He turned to the very displeased ladies and grins. "Well ladies you have me to pleasure you all right? So it's all good!"

Too bad the spell wasn't intended for him and the women all scoffed and quickly followed in the direction the blue spandex man had run off to.

".... Oh what the fuck really?! REALLY?! " He shoved his hand into his backpack pulling two cigs out and lighting them up with a much larger flame than needed, taking a looooong drag.

"Well fuck you too whores. Not like you could have handled me anyways!" He grumbled as he made his way towards the city, completely forgetting about the Armory.