staturity: (a spider-man doll)
staturity ([personal profile] staturity) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2011-03-25 06:12 pm

FRIDAY MEME

PROMPT ME

Here's the deal.
1. Comment with your characters
2. Someone else replies with a prompt.
3. Write out a drabble/fic/whatever filling that prompt.
4. ??
5. PROFIT!
badassfreakingoverlord: (do not read the overlord)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2011-03-26 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Zetta woke from his sound sleep one morning to feel himself being opened.

"What the hell?!" he demanded, but he couldn't even see who was manhandling him like this. Suddenly he felt an alarmingly odd sensation -- the press of pen to page. "Hey! I don't go writing around on your innards!"

To the Overlord's horror, he could feel every creeping banal word being inscribed on the pages. Something about daily life and talk about romance and for Magog's sake could this be any more trivial? He was the Sacred Tome! The cornerstone of the universe! This was beneath his dignity!

He concentrated with all his might on the words inside him. In response to his will, they slowly shrank, becoming smaller and smaller even as they left the pen. He waited for that glorious moment when his assailant leaned in to peer at the vanishing letters...

SMACK! The Overlord shut tight on the offending diarist's head. "Hyaaaa ha ha ha ha ha!" he laughed, as the body below him flailed and grabbed at his covers.