FRIDAY MEME

[staturity]

PROMPT ME

Here's the deal.
1. Comment with your characters
2. Someone else replies with a prompt.
3. Write out a drabble/fic/whatever filling that prompt.
4. ??
5. PROFIT!

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The most evil of evils.

[thewunderkind]

Kang is transformed into a Kender for a few days.

And Tasslehoff takes a liking to him.

YOU HORRIBLE PERSON.

[governorkang]

Kang had done a lot of things that qualified as bad in his life. He'd ordered the slaughter of innocent people more than once, and participated himself in said slaughters, he'd allowed torture, thievery and rape to occur without intervening, and had committed arson and vandalism.

...bad would be a massive understatement, really.

However, he didn't think it warranted him being stuck in the body of a kender for five minutes, let alone several days.

Or that Tasslehoff Burrfoot, one of the Heroes of the Lance, would take a liking to him and insist on spending every single minute possible with him.

"That minotaur really didn't like it when I mooed at him. You should have seen the look on his face! Flint and Tanis got really mad at me..."

Kang thumped his forehead to the table, mentally repeating the same two sentences in a mantra:

I can't kill him. He's crew.

That is amazing. you are amazing.

[thewunderkind]

I award this five out of five headbumps.