IC beauty pageant meme!

[boundlesslight.livejournal.com]

1. Post images of your characters! If your characters don't have images, high-larious descriptions are more than acceptable.
2. People ICly grade them from 1-10 (1 = lowest, 10 = highest).
3. Child characters are applicable. In the...kid's division, or something. LET'S NOT BE SKEEVY ALL RIGHT?
4. ???
5. No profit, unfortunately.
6. Oh yeah REACT THUSLY ICLY and all that
7. Stolen from capeandcowl!

Comments

Check out this fashion disaster

[not_the_philistine]

Goliath always wears this.


Wing-cape optional.


Except for that one time when he wore this.

Re: Check out this fashion disaster

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

I knew a Get of Fenris once that worse a helmet like that...


I hated that bastard.

4.

[not_the_philistine]

Ought I to judge you then by men of your stature, against whom I have defended my clan in needless battles of sport or greed?

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

In a pageant, judge however the fuck you want? If I ain't your type, that's totally fine by me. Once the shit hits the fan and we're doing something important-like, I'll judge you by how useful you are and not give a damn about your taste in hats.

[not_the_philistine]

I will judge you by those same standards, or not at all.

. . . but for my choice in helms, I accept your distaste.

[It wasn't one of his finer moments.]

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

I'm liking your standards. Alright, fine, 6, but the hat gets a 2.

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[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

I like that cape. 6.

[not_the_philistine]

It keeps them out of the way.

[starbolts]

7. I am fond of wings.

[She lacks them and is envious.]

[not_the_philistine]

That is generous of a -

. . . you are not a human.

[starbolts]

No, I am a Tamaranean.

[She floats off the ground.]

I am able to fly, but I have always admired the appearance of wings.

[not_the_philistine]

My kind cannot fly. We glide on currents of air. But if you consider our wings admirable, then I thank you for your flattery.

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[zouichi.livejournal.com]

8

I obviously have very little experience with your species, but I feel your bearing is very refined and your features are very distinctive.

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[not_the_philistine]

You are a man of perception, to look for such things outside your species.

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[zouichi.livejournal.com]

You are very gracious, but the perception of which you spoke is most likely out of necessity -- there are not many of my species left.

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[vissernone.livejournal.com]

7. I rather like the physique but the loincloth's looking a little worse for the wear.

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[not_the_philistine]

I've only had it for a few years.

[EVA MAKE HIM BUY SOME NEW CLOTHES. NOW THAT HE ACTUALLY HAS MONEY TO BUY CLOTHES WITH.]

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[vissernone.livejournal.com]

Well, that's your first problem.

You and I should go shopping. I can introduce you to this revolutionary concept called 'pants'.

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[not_the_philistine]

It will last for many more years. Gargoyles do not go through garments as you humans do.

When you can find human garments built to fit me, I will concede your standards of dress.

[No, he won't.]

Re: Check out this fashion disaster

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

It looks like it's been 'lasting' its poor threads out.

I can sew, you know.

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[not_the_philistine]

Our belongings rejuvenate themselves as do we, with the nightfall. I think your eyes deceive you.

But I am honored that you would take time to craft something on my behalf. I will not forget your kindness.

Re: Check out this fashion disaster

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

No. It looks ratty. My eyes are being completely honest.

Now I have to make a pair, just to see that sentimentality in full force.