IC beauty pageant meme!

[boundlesslight.livejournal.com]

1. Post images of your characters! If your characters don't have images, high-larious descriptions are more than acceptable.
2. People ICly grade them from 1-10 (1 = lowest, 10 = highest).
3. Child characters are applicable. In the...kid's division, or something. LET'S NOT BE SKEEVY ALL RIGHT?
4. ???
5. No profit, unfortunately.
6. Oh yeah REACT THUSLY ICLY and all that
7. Stolen from capeandcowl!

Comments

Eva

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

I'm the hot mom. Everyone knows it.

No, Marco, you may not complain. You posted yourself shirtless and my forehead still hurts from hitting it with my palm.

I can even look lovely in a plain top.

Re: Eva

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

9. You look wonderful!

Re: Eva

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

Thank you, honey. Now go cover your eyes from all this scandalousness.

Re: Eva

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, some of this is actually pretty fun! You know, aside from comments like "take it off" and such.

Re: Eva

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess that's when your waterbending comes in handy.

Re: Eva

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Obviously some people need to learn the meaning of the words "cold shower."

Re: Eva

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

Yep, definitely got the hot mom thing going on. Total 8.

Re: Eva

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

Only an 8? I'm almost hurt.

(But not quite.)

Re: Eva

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

Feel free to try and talk me into a higher rating. I'm game.

Re: Eva

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

Let's see.

I can hold my liquor, shoot a target with a bullet or beam weapon, and work on a spaceship that turns into a robot. Better?

Re: Eva

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

Drinking and shooting is totally worth a bonus point, especially if you'll come drinking with me sometime.

Re: Eva

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

Sure, why not? Drinking alone is depressing and I certainly do enough of it.

Re: Eva

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

You and me both. What's your drink of choice?

Re: Eva

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

Wine, but I'm not especially choosy these days. You?

Re: Eva

[j-y-d.livejournal.com]

Little heavier drinker, SoCo 100 if I got my choice, well acquainted with Mr. Daniels. Beer if all else fails.

9

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

"....Hot mom?" Do I want to know?

Re: 9

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

I had a kid. Therefore I am a hot mom.

A biased 8!

[not_the_philistine]

I can see that you are attractive by human standards.

Any number I could give would be weighted, though. Your appearance . . . calls to mind a friend I miss.

Re: A biased 8!

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

Just remember that I'm probably older than her. Or younger. Something. I can cut my hair if you want.

Re: A biased 8!

[not_the_philistine]

Gargoyles age at half the rate of humans. I assume I am older than both of you.

[Hello, pushing 60 here.]

Your hair is surely pleasing to you and your loved ones. I would not have you change it.

Re: A biased 8!

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

You don't have much on me, Stoney. I'm pushing fifty. I mean sure, it isn't centuries, but it's halfway there.

It's good for covering scars and neck wrinkles.

Re: A biased 8!

[not_the_philistine]

You have well maintained your youth for that age. In the time when I was young, humans were lucky to live so long at all.

Re: A biased 8!

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

I exercise.

Hey, that gives me something in common with the humans of your youth. -grin-