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IC beauty pageant meme!

1. Post images of your characters! If your characters don't have images, high-larious descriptions are more than acceptable.
2. People ICly grade them from 1-10 (1 = lowest, 10 = highest).
3. Child characters are applicable. In the...kid's division, or something. LET'S NOT BE SKEEVY ALL RIGHT?
4. ???
5. No profit, unfortunately.
6. Oh yeah REACT THUSLY ICLY and all that
7. Stolen from capeandcowl!

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Ice, Iceology, Ice and You, Ice 101?

Hee. Something like that. More like healing through waterbending for us girls, and fighting through waterbending for the men.

Not that it stopped me.

I'm going to pretend that what you said makes sense and agree that yes, healing is awesome. Fighting, not so much. But whatever, as long as you don't fight me.

I can show you in person how it makes sense. Describing it just makes me sound crazy.

Why would I want to fight you? Aren't we on the same team?

Eh. I have a zombie in my basement. Some days it has tentacles, some days it prays to Jesus. Nothing's crazy to me.

-snorts- Man, it took me two weeks to get shot at here.

That's...a really strange zombie. It didn't want to eat your brains?

Two weeks! What happened?

No, but it did want to kill me. And everyone else.

Some psycho started shooting at me. And before you ask, no, I didn't start it. I was totally non-violent.

So why was it in your basement?

Do you know what psycho it was? I wasn't going to jump to conclusions or anything, and assume it was you though, I swear.

Where else were we going to put it? The only person who could have killed it didn't want to, so me and my friend got stuck with it.

RED Medic, he called himself. Last I heard he was repodded. But you know, not the best trust-building exercise for my first month.

Ohh, So it was a matter of not doing it. Then why is it able to, you know, pray to Jesus and all? Is t a religious zombie?

Ugh. What a nut job. I'm sorry to hear that. Well, there are plenty of us NOT trying to kill you that would be willing to work with you. We pretty much have to, actually.

Sometimes. It's got two personalities. And two bodies. It's seriously more of a headache than it's worth, so just take my word that it's really freaking weird and noisy.

Yeah, okay. Sure. Until Stacy stops making the slop and then we all kill each other.

Wow. That definitely broadens my understanding. I didn't think zombies could go past the "Braiiins, rarrrr" thing.

I always make sure to get food on shore leave so that won't happen.

Well, maybe it's not a zombie so much as a reanimated corpse that tries to kill people. Potato potahto and all that.

Honestly? Speaking as someone who knows way too much about famine, you're going to be the first person robbed, then. But I stock up too.

I'll take your word for it.

Heh. Oh, I suspect they'll try, but they'll find out that I'm not exactly a weakling here.

Noted.

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