IC beauty pageant meme!

[boundlesslight.livejournal.com]

1. Post images of your characters! If your characters don't have images, high-larious descriptions are more than acceptable.
2. People ICly grade them from 1-10 (1 = lowest, 10 = highest).
3. Child characters are applicable. In the...kid's division, or something. LET'S NOT BE SKEEVY ALL RIGHT?
4. ???
5. No profit, unfortunately.
6. Oh yeah REACT THUSLY ICLY and all that
7. Stolen from capeandcowl!

Comments

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

I-! I am much higher than a stupid five!

[shootingblancs]

Nah. You'd have to develop a bit first for that.

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

_{[Resisting. Urge. To kill.]}

You...! You!

_{[INCOHERENT RAGE!]}

[shootingblancs]

*And he knows he is pushing things riiiiiight to the limit.*

Hey, you can't blame me for not being all that attracted to a little girl like you, right? *Despite being like, four years older.*

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

I am not a little girl!

_{[Yeah, she just nailed him with a fairly nasty open-palmed slap.]}

[shootingblancs]

*And Michael stands and takes it, though it knocks him back a half-step. Good lord, that hurt. And it leaves a fairly prominent red mark on his cheek.* ...no, clearly you are the most mature of women.

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

What the Hell do you know about it?

I'm a member of a hand-picked elite!

_{[Was, anyway. Here come her issues.]}

They picked me because I was the best! I'm not just some stupid little kid! I'm an adult!

[shootingblancs]

I know a hell of a lot more about women than you do, I bet.

But tell yourself that you're a grown-up if it makes you feel better... kid.

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

_{[She hits him again.]}

[shootingblancs]

*God DAMN ow. ...his recovery takes a few seconds longer this time.* That's the only comeback you know, huh.

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

_{[She isn't going to cry. She isn't going to cry.]}

You... you couldn't have done half of the stuff I did! So don't tell me what I am!

[shootingblancs]

I earned my spot on an elite military team by being good. I wasn't picked for anything.

I'll tell you exactly what you're acting like. A child.

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

Shut up!

_{[Her hands clench into fists.]}

I was chosen because I was the only one good enough!

[shootingblancs]

Good at what, being horribly over-sensitive?

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

_{[Her nostrils flare and she looks like she's getting ready to yell at him again and then she turns on her heel and storms off, fighting back tears.]}

You're such an idiot!

[shootingblancs]

*She looked like she was about to cry.

Shit, he should go after her, shouldn't he. Stupid responsibility.*

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

_{[She storms off to find a corner. She turns on him with a yell, blinking as tears prick at her eyes.]}

Go away!

[shootingblancs]

*Yep, crying. He sighs.* That's not happening, so don't even ask.

Look, I'm teasing you.

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

You're making fun of me!

_{[She swipes at an eye defiantly.]}

And I'm not crying.

[shootingblancs]

That's the general definition of teasing, yes.

And the only one who mentioned crying here is you.

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

Well, stop it, jerk.

_{[Hmmph. Not answering that one.]}

[shootingblancs]

Do you know the expression "you reap what you sow?" Think about what that means for a bit.

*He's on to you, Soryu.*

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

_{[She doesn't want to think about that. It's stupid. She's the best and Michel is just trying to hurt her.]}

I don't care! I just want you to stop! You keep saying that I'm worthless and I'm not!

[shootingblancs]

*Oh Asuka. You make Michael's head hurt.*

Yes. Because there is clearly no reason for me to be trying to deflate your head, and I don't want to teach you a thing. I'm just saying those things because I'm a big mean jerk. *Can you hear the eyeroll in his voice.*

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

Sounds right to me.