That's right folks, it's now time to see how exactly Ten Years on the the Love BoatGood Ship LollipopGilligan's Island Stacy has gone by for your characters.
"Now that's where you're wrong, oh great Overlord. I might have gotten older but I'm still full of surprises. In fact, you might say I've gotten much better with them." She took out her pipe and lit it up. "But enough about that. How have you been doing?"
"That's a terrible habit," Zetta grumbled, the same as he did every time she lit that thing. "And I'm having a weird day. One of those days where I realize how freaking older I am than everyone and the fact that I'm still gonna look like this when you guys are all ancient or dead and gone."
"I'll stop when I get tired of it." Maybe in a year or two. She exhaled the smoke, making it turn into the shape of a neotank before it dispersed into the air.
"To be fair, a few of us will age a bit more slowly. Goliath, for example. Besides," she moved some of her hair. "Imagine when this turns white. At this rate I'll be more hair on the top of my body than actual body when I die. And you'll still have all the children to keep you company. Not to mention your two apprentices...at least until they get tired of you and take over." Oh ho ho, she totally went there. "And weren't you going to try to find a few of us after we died? I still have to build that octopus-shark for just such an occasion."
"Hey, your hair will look awesome when it's white," Zetta said. "Hell, it looks awesome now, I don't know what you're complaining about."
A ship full of the kids of the people he'd known. Ugh! Was she trying to scar him for life?! "Technically you'll all reincarnate here, now, since this IS my Netherworld. But you sort of get a choice... Death will haul you off to wherever is appropriate if you want that. Not that I couldn't beat him up and do whatever I wanted. What, are you planning on leaving a couple of brats around to torment me if you don't get reborn?"
"If I did, you'd probably know," she said with a teasing tone. "They'd all have my hair, I'm pretty sure. But we'll see. With my luck I'd just turn into one of those scientist girls."
Yes it had been ten years, and yes she still hadn't gotten over it.
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"To be fair, a few of us will age a bit more slowly. Goliath, for example. Besides," she moved some of her hair. "Imagine when this turns white. At this rate I'll be more hair on the top of my body than actual body when I die. And you'll still have all the children to keep you company. Not to mention your two apprentices...at least until they get tired of you and take over." Oh ho ho, she totally went there. "And weren't you going to try to find a few of us after we died? I still have to build that octopus-shark for just such an occasion."
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A ship full of the kids of the people he'd known. Ugh! Was she trying to scar him for life?! "Technically you'll all reincarnate here, now, since this IS my Netherworld. But you sort of get a choice... Death will haul you off to wherever is appropriate if you want that. Not that I couldn't beat him up and do whatever I wanted. What, are you planning on leaving a couple of brats around to torment me if you don't get reborn?"
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"If I did, you'd probably know," she said with a teasing tone. "They'd all have my hair, I'm pretty sure. But we'll see. With my luck I'd just turn into one of those scientist girls."
Yes it had been ten years, and yes she still hadn't gotten over it.
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But then Zetta smirked. "We could always hook up. Imagine the hair on THOSE kids."