He chuckled, in the same kind of way that an adult would at a toddler who is being silly for the sake of being silly.

"Lois, Lois, Lois..." He shook his head. "If you want this to turn into a dick waving contest, well... you're not equipped to participate."

There was a pause, and a slight shrug with his eyebrows.

"At least I hope you're not. Never can be too sure; Plastic surgeons can do amazing things these days."

He shrugged again.