Meatpile of Mystery! (Open Crack Threading!)

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

(Inspired by silliness in chat and the not!kink meme)

Your character(s) went to sleep in their usual cubby hole in the sleeping halls.

All seemed well and normal.

But this? This is weird. They wake up to find themselves in a pile on something soft, entangled with various other crew members.

The natural response, I believe, is "What the HECK did I do yesterday?!"

At least most of you are fully clothed...

(Yes, there is a perfectly innocent explanation for this. But your characters don't know that.)

Comments

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

"Get off."

Seriously, whoever is on top of Samus right now get off.

[whyarewehere]

"Hnnggh?"

An only slightly conscious Grif is sprawled across Samus.

[prettycoolguy]

"Who's lying on my back and what do I have to do to get them off of me?"

The Chief's still waking up, and he seems tired and irritable.

[totalbabemagnet.livejournal.com]

Well, you'd probably have to wake them. Dude is snoring loudly, and seems oblivious to the fact that the Master Chief is his new bed.

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

Something felt...off.

Lafiel crawled herself up from the numb black, fighting her eyes open. She was somewhere soft. She could hear her own heartbeat and...the heartbeat of...others...

She kicked off and away from the covers, looking around. "How dare you?!" She snapped at the person who had their arm around her.

[governmentninja]

"...Hn?" The voice was still sleepy and tired.

[thexanwhosees.livejournal.com]

Xander made a muzzled sound where he was still snoring.

And likely drooling a little on somebody's shoulder. Also there was his hand on an ass.

"Five more minutes, Buff," he muttered in his sleep.

[scarlett-flames.livejournal.com]

Jean groans, but feeling someone's hand rubbing on her ass, her eyes shoot open. That was SO NOT Scott's hand, and she didn't know who's it was, but they were about to be in a world of hurt.

"Hey! HEy! Hands off!!!" She snaps, her elbow flying backward in an attempt to 'nudge' the offending hand away.

[morphitudinous]

For his part, Billy is humiliated beyond belief. All he can see of the bodies he feels around him is a big green blur with head-sized patches of all colors, 'cuz his glasses were lost in the shuffle long ago.

"I apologize profusely---pardon me---!" He really hopes that wasn't someone's sensitive body part he brushed.

[likeapoison.livejournal.com]

Billy, have a symbiote that doesn't like being brushed. Toxin bares his fangs and rears up as he snakes out, eyepatches narrowed.

"Tox! Settle!" After that reflexive outburst, Pat shakes his head and peers first at the pile, then at Billy. "...What did I sleep through?"

[thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com]

"....I've only seen bums sleep in a big pile.*

For those assuming the worst, she really shouldn't be here.

[kang-cross-time.livejournal.com]

This wasn't as unusual a sight to wake to as one might imagine. Not only was he one to Conquer, but he was also one who enjoyed a good party.

It must've been one hell of a bash, considering how many people obviously got Kanged last night. And he can't remember a lick of it. Go figure.

He'd worry about that later. First he had to untangle himself from the piles of bodies he was part of. And he was none too gentle with it.

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

Of course one of the people getting shoved around was a Young Avenger.

Who wasn't really a morning person, and didn't like such rude awakenings.

"What the hell?"

[morewildcherry.livejournal.com]

"We didn't... did we?"

The concern could pass for horror, really.

[imperious_lex]

"If we did, I was magnificent. Do tell all your friends."

[impulsiveflash.livejournal.com]

He so just is not awake. So he curls into a ball against the nearest warm body. Yawning and goes to fall asleep again.

[so-pregnable.livejournal.com]

Eventually Kon woke up. He turned, grinning.

He opened his eyes.

"...Oh HELL no!"

[visserbasher.livejournal.com]

Loren sat up and just stared at this sad scene.

"Oh wow, and I thought my life was weird before."

[lastofkuith.livejournal.com]

And there's a groan from a body beside Loren. "Largo, shut up and go to sleep," she muttered as Pirogoeth curled up more in her sleep. It was oddly soft ground. Oh well, it was comfortable and warm and she wasn't going to question it.

[withoutspice]

Ghani mumbles under her breath and tries to roll over. ONLY she finds she can't because someone's arm is tossed carelessly across her stomach, and there's someone's leg hooked over hers.

Her eyes snap open and widen. Her eerie blue eyes dart franctically from side to side as she tries to figure out exactly how she's gotten into this particular situation.

This was not particularly a very good position for her to be in.

If it's a delicious young man, we really shouldn't care... An annoying voice whispers in her mind.

"What?!" She mutters but decides to ignore the memory of her Great-Grandfather Vladimir Harkonnen.

Struggling for a moment, she sighs and nudges the person whom the arm belongs to. "Do you mind?" She finally askes.

[worm-dancer.livejournal.com]

Sheeana shifts, stirs, comes to wakefulness. Conditioned reflexes cause her to sweep her feet under herself and come to the posture of readiness, prepared for violence.

Her eyes, the same blue within blue as Ghanima's go wide with surprise, no mean feat for a Bene Gesserit. Next to her was a face out of other memory and history books. Ghanima Atreides...A face dancer! Did Mother Superior really send me to bed one of those things?!

"Where is your master, face-dancer?" She growls. If they're waking up like this, she's gotten what she needs out of it anyway.

[waylostandfound.livejournal.com]

Can't a guy get a few damn hours of sleep anymore? Nathan grumbled as he woke up, and placed his hands on random people's back and shoulders to prop himself up. It was too hard to fly being weighted down and caught like this.

All right, waking by a good looking redhead (Lyta) or a blonde would be one thing, but an orgy the morning after? Not exactly. Funny, his head felt fine though.

"What the hell?"

[deputyjo.livejournal.com]

OK, this situation seems oddly familiar. Though that time in Eureka where everyone was dreaming the same thing.... Well the only person who came out naked in it was Carter.

She quickly looks down and lets out a breath of relief. She still has the clingy suit on. Not that there weren't hot guys onboard but seriously... She'd at least want to remember if she did anything.

So what the hell had happened here?!?!

She looks over at Nathan and shrugs. "I'm thinking the same thing... Do you remember anything from... Last night?"

[madwitchywoman.livejournal.com]

She yawned loudly as she stretched her arms over her head. Her back cracked slightly, as she ran her hands through her hair. She couldn't remember falling asleep, but with all the thoughts running through her mind, she wasn't as surprised as she should have been.

Blinking open her eyes, she gasped slightly. This was NOT the Avengers Mansion.

"Where... where am I? What happened?"

[he-done-snapped.livejournal.com]

"We happened. Twice."

It's hard to tell if he's being sarcastic or not.

Icon. Keywords.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Wyn is not a morning person on a good day. This is probably not one of those. "ohmygodwhatthefuckyouguys?" she blurts, glaring blearily around her and trying to disentangle herself from the pile.

Re: Icon. Keywords.

[runnerwithagun.livejournal.com]

Ronon was one of those people who was found to be partially clothed. His bare arm was draped across Wyn's stomach and a clothed leg burried under someone else.

".... Hhhuhh?" He says, groggy from being woken up by a shrill voice too early in the morning... if it was morning. Ronon was still content to laze around on the soft, squishy bed.