Meatpile of Mystery! (Open Crack Threading!)

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

(Inspired by silliness in chat and the not!kink meme)

Your character(s) went to sleep in their usual cubby hole in the sleeping halls.

All seemed well and normal.

But this? This is weird. They wake up to find themselves in a pile on something soft, entangled with various other crew members.

The natural response, I believe, is "What the HECK did I do yesterday?!"

At least most of you are fully clothed...

(Yes, there is a perfectly innocent explanation for this. But your characters don't know that.)

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[prettycoolguy]

This doesn't even cross the Chief's mind.

"I went to sleep in my usual quarters and woke up here just shortly before you did," he says, calmly.

"Which means Stacy did something."

[totalbabemagnet.livejournal.com]

"Stacy?" Ok, there was a girl involved. That sounds better.

"Whose Stacy? Is she cute?"

Oh, wait... other dude.

"Did we have, like, a devil's three-way?"

[prettycoolguy]

The Chief looks at Grunge like he just sprouted an extra head.

"What? No." He sighs. Christ, what a thought. "I did not have sexual intercourse with anyone."

He's extremely sure of that.

"Stacy is the ship. Not cute. Must've moved me while I was sleeping."

The Chief gets up and looks around the room, stretching his shoulders a little. Dang this guy is huge, very nearly seven feet tall.