Meatpile of Mystery! (Open Crack Threading!)

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

(Inspired by silliness in chat and the not!kink meme)

Your character(s) went to sleep in their usual cubby hole in the sleeping halls.

All seemed well and normal.

But this? This is weird. They wake up to find themselves in a pile on something soft, entangled with various other crew members.

The natural response, I believe, is "What the HECK did I do yesterday?!"

At least most of you are fully clothed...

(Yes, there is a perfectly innocent explanation for this. But your characters don't know that.)

Comments

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

"Get off."

Seriously, whoever is on top of Samus right now get off.

[prettycoolguy]

"Who's lying on my back and what do I have to do to get them off of me?"

The Chief's still waking up, and he seems tired and irritable.

[whyarewehere]

"Hnnggh?"

An only slightly conscious Grif is sprawled across Samus.

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

Something felt...off.

Lafiel crawled herself up from the numb black, fighting her eyes open. She was somewhere soft. She could hear her own heartbeat and...the heartbeat of...others...

She kicked off and away from the covers, looking around. "How dare you?!" She snapped at the person who had their arm around her.

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

"...what the hell."

Grif's face, meet Samus' palm as she tries to very forcibly shove him off of her.

[whyarewehere]

Grif is shoved, waking up a bit as he is.

"Holy-" he does a doubletake. "You!"

[thexanwhosees.livejournal.com]

Xander made a muzzled sound where he was still snoring.

And likely drooling a little on somebody's shoulder. Also there was his hand on an ass.

"Five more minutes, Buff," he muttered in his sleep.

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

"Yes. Me. What the hell are you doing here?"

[whyarewehere]

"Do I look like a guy who knows where he is, MUCH less why?!"

[governmentninja]

"...Hn?" The voice was still sleepy and tired.

[morphitudinous]

For his part, Billy is humiliated beyond belief. All he can see of the bodies he feels around him is a big green blur with head-sized patches of all colors, 'cuz his glasses were lost in the shuffle long ago.

"I apologize profusely---pardon me---!" He really hopes that wasn't someone's sensitive body part he brushed.

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

Ugh, Grif. She doesn't have the patience to deal with you this early in the morning.

"Just... get off."

[whyarewehere]

"I am off, do you think I want to be TOUCHING you?"

He crawls back.

"What the hell, why were you... with me..." he looks around. "Where are we?"

He certainly doesn't feel hungover...

[thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com]

"....I've only seen bums sleep in a big pile.*

For those assuming the worst, she really shouldn't be here.

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

You responded too slow. Abh aren't very big, which is small comfort when one of them wacks you in the face with her elbow.

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

"You think I'd... willing..." She shudders. "You're in my sleeping cubby I think."

[whyarewehere]

"No, you're in mine. If we're in anybody's."

He pauses.

"I don't think we are."

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

"That makes no sense. I wouldn't be in anyone else's let alone out of one."

[governmentninja]

Oh, bad move.

Leon doesn't respond well to rude awakenings, and in a flash he grabbed a hold of her arm, and used his weight to pin her down.

It's a good thing he doesn't sleep with his weapons, though he may start to now.

"What the hell is your problem?!"

[whyarewehere]

"Does any of this BS make sense? No? Get with it, Sweetcheeks, we're not in Kansas anymore. It doesn't matter where we were, we're here NOW."

He gets to his feet and surveys the room full of waking people, and the squishy thing he's standing on.

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

"I wonder how many violations I would get for leaving you off-ship on the next mission."

Samus stands up do along with... distancing herself from Grif as much as possible. She's got no idea what happened last night and she's not sure she wants to.

[seriouslyevil.livejournal.com]

"," muttered a voice not far from them.

[whyarewehere]

"Hey, don't freak out so much. I know I'm devilishly handsome, it's only natural."

This is the smirk of a soon to be dead man.

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

"I should say the same of you. You had your arms wrapped around me in my sleep!" She struggles until she realizes it's hopeless and looks him up and down for an opportunity to bite him. This is not a good idea but it's all she can think of right now.

[whyarewehere]

"Scary." Grif snorts. "Ghoulies first."