Meatpile of Mystery! (Open Crack Threading!)

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

(Inspired by silliness in chat and the not!kink meme)

Your character(s) went to sleep in their usual cubby hole in the sleeping halls.

All seemed well and normal.

But this? This is weird. They wake up to find themselves in a pile on something soft, entangled with various other crew members.

The natural response, I believe, is "What the HECK did I do yesterday?!"

At least most of you are fully clothed...

(Yes, there is a perfectly innocent explanation for this. But your characters don't know that.)

Comments

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

Something felt...off.

Lafiel crawled herself up from the numb black, fighting her eyes open. She was somewhere soft. She could hear her own heartbeat and...the heartbeat of...others...

She kicked off and away from the covers, looking around. "How dare you?!" She snapped at the person who had their arm around her.

[governmentninja]

"...Hn?" The voice was still sleepy and tired.

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

You responded too slow. Abh aren't very big, which is small comfort when one of them wacks you in the face with her elbow.

[governmentninja]

Oh, bad move.

Leon doesn't respond well to rude awakenings, and in a flash he grabbed a hold of her arm, and used his weight to pin her down.

It's a good thing he doesn't sleep with his weapons, though he may start to now.

"What the hell is your problem?!"

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

"I should say the same of you. You had your arms wrapped around me in my sleep!" She struggles until she realizes it's hopeless and looks him up and down for an opportunity to bite him. This is not a good idea but it's all she can think of right now.

[governmentninja]

"What the hell are you talking about! Why were you eve in my..."

Ok, wait... this was certainly not the same crappy cubby tube he went to sleep in. And the two of them definitely weren't alone.

Ok...

He eased up his grip on the girl.

"Where are we?"

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

Lafiel scrambles away, stepping on someone else in the process. "I don't know, but I know who does." She calls to the ceiling. "Stacy! What are you doing?!"

STACY

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

||I am performing no particular outstanding function at this time.||

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

"What is the meaning of placing us here?"

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

||Temporary relocation of crew members is not used as a means of communication. I "mean" nothing by it.||

[governmentninja]

Leon rubbed his forehead.

"Why were we relocated in our sleep? And tell me we didn't do anything other than sleep."

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

And at that Lafiel scrambles away a little and looks embarrassed. Our tsundere space princess is totes a virgin.

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

||You were in the way.||

Stacy's feeling very unhelpful, you see. Unfortunately that doesn't help with the second part of the question.