Meatpile of Mystery! (Open Crack Threading!)

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

(Inspired by silliness in chat and the not!kink meme)

Your character(s) went to sleep in their usual cubby hole in the sleeping halls.

All seemed well and normal.

But this? This is weird. They wake up to find themselves in a pile on something soft, entangled with various other crew members.

The natural response, I believe, is "What the HECK did I do yesterday?!"

At least most of you are fully clothed...

(Yes, there is a perfectly innocent explanation for this. But your characters don't know that.)

Comments

[governmentninja]

"What the hell are you talking about! Why were you eve in my..."

Ok, wait... this was certainly not the same crappy cubby tube he went to sleep in. And the two of them definitely weren't alone.

Ok...

He eased up his grip on the girl.

"Where are we?"

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

Lafiel scrambles away, stepping on someone else in the process. "I don't know, but I know who does." She calls to the ceiling. "Stacy! What are you doing?!"

STACY

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

||I am performing no particular outstanding function at this time.||

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

"What is the meaning of placing us here?"

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

||Temporary relocation of crew members is not used as a means of communication. I "mean" nothing by it.||

[governmentninja]

Leon rubbed his forehead.

"Why were we relocated in our sleep? And tell me we didn't do anything other than sleep."

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

And at that Lafiel scrambles away a little and looks embarrassed. Our tsundere space princess is totes a virgin.

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

||You were in the way.||

Stacy's feeling very unhelpful, you see. Unfortunately that doesn't help with the second part of the question.