http://whitewolfzita.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] whitewolfzita.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2009-06-23 11:00 pm
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Meatpile of Mystery! (Open Crack Threading!)

(Inspired by silliness in chat and the not!kink meme)

Your character(s) went to sleep in their usual cubby hole in the sleeping halls.

All seemed well and normal.

But this? This is weird. They wake up to find themselves in a pile on something soft, entangled with various other crew members.

The natural response, I believe, is "What the HECK did I do yesterday?!"

At least most of you are fully clothed...

(Yes, there is a perfectly innocent explanation for this. But your characters don't know that.)

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[identity profile] gogopowersuit.livejournal.com 2009-06-24 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Samus snaps her head around to give the death glare to Grif.

"No."
whyarewehere: (-No kiddin'?)

[personal profile] whyarewehere 2009-06-24 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
He sort of "fffff"'s in response.

"Well okay then." He looks around. It just seems to be a dim, soft room.

[identity profile] gogopowersuit.livejournal.com 2009-06-24 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
"There's too many people here," this could a very good thing as it means nothing happened between herself and Grif or... just a very, very bad thing."
whyarewehere: (-Thinkin')

[personal profile] whyarewehere 2009-06-24 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
"That doesn't mean anything," Grif reminds, having similar thoughts.

"Still. Like I said, Stacy's a prude."

[identity profile] gogopowersuit.livejournal.com 2009-06-24 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
"And I think I'm very grateful for that at the moment." Don't mind Samus, she's mumbling.

[identity profile] ihatefleshyones.livejournal.com 2009-06-24 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
A head on a telescopic neck extended until it was between the two of them.

"So, tell me, which one of you miserable fleshbags was the one who received the pleasure of my sexy robot body? You left a rather sticky and disgusting mess all over it. Be a good pet and lick it clean."

[identity profile] gogopowersuit.livejournal.com 2009-06-24 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
"What?!" Samus steps backwards from the robotic head. And she gets an idea that doesn't involve punishing Grif with bodily harm.

"It was Grif."

[identity profile] ihatefleshyones.livejournal.com 2009-06-24 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Very well. Bring your slimey tongue this way, meatsack."

A hand also extended to grab Grif by the shoulder and pull him towards a really disgusting fate.
whyarewehere: (-Ohshi-!)

[personal profile] whyarewehere 2009-06-24 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"What? No!"

Grif breaks away and backs off.

"*&%# you, Samus," he snaps.

"I'm looking for a way out, but you creeps can stay here." Grif stalks off.
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