Meatpile of Mystery! (Open Crack Threading!)

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

(Inspired by silliness in chat and the not!kink meme)

Your character(s) went to sleep in their usual cubby hole in the sleeping halls.

All seemed well and normal.

But this? This is weird. They wake up to find themselves in a pile on something soft, entangled with various other crew members.

The natural response, I believe, is "What the HECK did I do yesterday?!"

At least most of you are fully clothed...

(Yes, there is a perfectly innocent explanation for this. But your characters don't know that.)

Comments

[ihatefleshyones.livejournal.com]

"Very well. Bring your slimey tongue this way, meatsack."

A hand also extended to grab Grif by the shoulder and pull him towards a really disgusting fate.

[whyarewehere]

"What? No!"

Grif breaks away and backs off.

"*&%# you, Samus," he snaps.

"I'm looking for a way out, but you creeps can stay here." Grif stalks off.