Meatpile of Mystery! (Open Crack Threading!)

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

(Inspired by silliness in chat and the not!kink meme)

Your character(s) went to sleep in their usual cubby hole in the sleeping halls.

All seemed well and normal.

But this? This is weird. They wake up to find themselves in a pile on something soft, entangled with various other crew members.

The natural response, I believe, is "What the HECK did I do yesterday?!"

At least most of you are fully clothed...

(Yes, there is a perfectly innocent explanation for this. But your characters don't know that.)

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[kang-cross-time.livejournal.com]

He paused to look at Cassie.

"I suppose my younger self invited you too. I would have invited the twenty-five year old version of yourself. You grow up to have quite an amazing rack."

He stated that as a simple fact, then walked on.

[staturity]

"...WHAT THE HELL?"

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

Kate jerked her hand away from the unfamiliar hand, and nearly kicked him, "Hey! Hands off!"

"What's going on around here?"

[testtubewings.livejournal.com]

"It's true." A much older Cassie Lang spoke. "I have a great rack." She then closed her eyes, rolled over and went back to sleep.

[kang-cross-time.livejournal.com]

Kang nodded in agreement. but he important matters to attend to.

"Now where did I leave my armor...?"

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

Well, one set of Kang's armor was learning all about the older Cassie's Lang's "great rack". Mostly because it was right there on top of his face.

He would have thought that position was uncomfortable for her, but apparently not. Perhaps he wasn't the first synthetic person she'd fallen asleep on...?

"[Mmmnph,]" he suggested helpfully. Hey, where had his cape gotten to anyway?

[testtubewings.livejournal.com]

"Hey, you're not Mainframe- I mean Kristoff- I mean- argh!"