Meatpile of Mystery! (Open Crack Threading!)

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

(Inspired by silliness in chat and the not!kink meme)

Your character(s) went to sleep in their usual cubby hole in the sleeping halls.

All seemed well and normal.

But this? This is weird. They wake up to find themselves in a pile on something soft, entangled with various other crew members.

The natural response, I believe, is "What the HECK did I do yesterday?!"

At least most of you are fully clothed...

(Yes, there is a perfectly innocent explanation for this. But your characters don't know that.)

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[kang-cross-time.livejournal.com]

This wasn't as unusual a sight to wake to as one might imagine. Not only was he one to Conquer, but he was also one who enjoyed a good party.

It must've been one hell of a bash, considering how many people obviously got Kanged last night. And he can't remember a lick of it. Go figure.

He'd worry about that later. First he had to untangle himself from the piles of bodies he was part of. And he was none too gentle with it.

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

Of course one of the people getting shoved around was a Young Avenger.

Who wasn't really a morning person, and didn't like such rude awakenings.

"What the hell?"

[kang-cross-time.livejournal.com]

Kang stopped to examine Kate for a moment. She was a bit younger than his usual tastes. Actually, far younger.

"How did you get into this party? Did a younger version of myself invite you?"

Because he totally would have.

[staturity]

There was really only one thing Cassie could say right now.

"What the hell?!"

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

"That's what I just said, and the only party I remember was a funeral. Yours."

Kate glanced over at Cassie as she struggled to wake up more. Also standing up and away from creepy Kang would be nice right now.

[telekinetic_badass]

"nngh... stop mmkin so much noise, princess... too erly"

A likely completely unfamiliar hand pulled her down back into the flesh pile.

[kang-cross-time.livejournal.com]

He paused to look at Cassie.

"I suppose my younger self invited you too. I would have invited the twenty-five year old version of yourself. You grow up to have quite an amazing rack."

He stated that as a simple fact, then walked on.

[staturity]

"...WHAT THE HELL?"

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

Kate jerked her hand away from the unfamiliar hand, and nearly kicked him, "Hey! Hands off!"

"What's going on around here?"

[testtubewings.livejournal.com]

"It's true." A much older Cassie Lang spoke. "I have a great rack." She then closed her eyes, rolled over and went back to sleep.

[kang-cross-time.livejournal.com]

Kang nodded in agreement. but he important matters to attend to.

"Now where did I leave my armor...?"

[vision-ya.livejournal.com]

Well, one set of Kang's armor was learning all about the older Cassie's Lang's "great rack". Mostly because it was right there on top of his face.

He would have thought that position was uncomfortable for her, but apparently not. Perhaps he wasn't the first synthetic person she'd fallen asleep on...?

"[Mmmnph,]" he suggested helpfully. Hey, where had his cape gotten to anyway?

[testtubewings.livejournal.com]

"Hey, you're not Mainframe- I mean Kristoff- I mean- argh!"