Meatpile of Mystery! (Open Crack Threading!)

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

(Inspired by silliness in chat and the not!kink meme)

Your character(s) went to sleep in their usual cubby hole in the sleeping halls.

All seemed well and normal.

But this? This is weird. They wake up to find themselves in a pile on something soft, entangled with various other crew members.

The natural response, I believe, is "What the HECK did I do yesterday?!"

At least most of you are fully clothed...

(Yes, there is a perfectly innocent explanation for this. But your characters don't know that.)

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[visserbasher.livejournal.com]

Loren sat up and just stared at this sad scene.

"Oh wow, and I thought my life was weird before."

[lastofkuith.livejournal.com]

And there's a groan from a body beside Loren. "Largo, shut up and go to sleep," she muttered as Pirogoeth curled up more in her sleep. It was oddly soft ground. Oh well, it was comfortable and warm and she wasn't going to question it.

[hero-sting.livejournal.com]

The fist thing Chris noticed as he began to awaken? The warmth from somewhere which felt oddly soft. Weird, even by Stacy-standards. Still sleepy, the only words that came to mind was "What the hell?"

[visserbasher.livejournal.com]

"Would it be too much to hope for someone else having any idea why we're all bed together?"

Oh man, she hoped she didn't lose anything last night.

[lastofkuith.livejournal.com]

Pirogoeth growled. "Largo, thou should not be vulgar as well as annoying," she muttered moodily.

Then something got through her sleep addled mind.

One, there were two voices.

Two, one voice was female. They never got any females to join their group to fight the darkness. Largo always scared them away.

Three, they were FAR too close.

Pirogoeth jerked up, fire crackling to life in her hands. "Who are thee and why art thou in mine bed?" She growled.

Yeah...she wasn't a morning person.

[hero-sting.livejournal.com]

Chris sighed. "This is isn't going to end well. I just know it. Stacy! What the heck is going on?"

[lastofkuith.livejournal.com]

Pirogoeth is really tempted to fry you both. Really tempted.

But luckily she sees other people around.

"...this is not normal."

But at least the fire dies down in her hands.

[visserbasher.livejournal.com]

"Watch it! I don't have any idea why I'm here either."

[hero-sting.livejournal.com]

Chris held his hands up in response. "Same here. I have no idea what happened, but Stacy must know."

[lastofkuith.livejournal.com]

"I hate this ship," Pirogoeth muttered, pushing herself to her feet. "Now it is playing tricks upon our minds."