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Lord-Governor Kang ([personal profile] governorkang) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2011-05-31 09:34 pm

:D

BODYSWAP/POWERSWAP MEME

1) Comment.
2) The person who comments under your post has suddenly switched bodies (or just powers) with you!
3) ???
4) Profit!

Go, meatlings!

[identity profile] alastirra.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Welcome to Shamanville, population:you. Have control over the elements, a pair of confused spirit wolves now at your command, and the ability to drop totems to buff yourself and your allies. Also, you are now nearly seven feet tall and purple.

WORK IT LIKE YOU OWN IT BABY.]
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[identity profile] zouichi.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
He nods at Alastirra standing there in his own body; the gesture is bizarrely formal for a space hippie. "Well, this is... different."

[identity profile] alastirra.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[She stares for a bit. And of course has to look up.]

Ohhh my. I should have looked in a mirror recently, my horns are--

I sound so strange speaking while being you!
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[identity profile] zouichi.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
His hands go up to the top of Alastirra's head. "Your horns? What's wrong with them?"

He looks around, shifting his balance from hoof to hoof. "I feel very... tall."

[identity profile] alastirra.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
They need buffing. And maybe sharpening, though perhaps I will not do that since there are still so many people on the ship. And I could probably do with buffing my hooves...

[Vain? Alastirra? Well...maybe a little...]

I think I would be very worried about tending my garden like this! But it is sort of interesting to...well, be here.
ext_988045: (Zouichi: Wait what?)

[identity profile] zouichi.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
He blinks. "They do? I think they're quite nice. I didn't realize you needed to put so much time into maintaining them."

"If it's gardening you're worried about, I don't think physical strength should be a problem. In fact, you may find it a great deal easier to do any heavy lifting."

[identity profile] alastirra.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
They just look like they need it...

[Alastirra does give that some thought, at least. It shows by the expression on Zouichi's face.]

That may be so, but I do not know if I have the precision. I would prefer you do it, if you would be so kind. When things go...back to normal.
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[identity profile] zouichi.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
He smiles down at her; the expression is uncharacteristically... peaceful, somehow.

"I'd be happy to help. And, of course, I'd have to pay you that visit I promised."

Even if it's only psychosomatic, he feels a little lighter, somehow. There are worse people to be in this situation with than Alastirra, after all.

[identity profile] alastirra.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Alastirra doesn't quite smile, but looking quietly pleased is go. She feels less flighty, but that's understandable when one is something like a cyborg, now.

"Yes, I would be delighted!"
ext_988045: (Zouichi: tch)

[identity profile] zouichi.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Zouichi attempts to take a step toward her, but misjudges either his center of gravity or the angle he needs to take to land safely on one of Alastirra's hooves; suddenly he's falling forward, on a direct path to bowl right into her without any intervention.

Oops.

[identity profile] alastirra.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Luckily there's intervention. Catching someone is not hard, even if she isn't entirely used to being short and compact just yet. It rocks her back on Zouichi's heels, but not too much more.

"Careful there, I would not want either of us to get hurt! And point your toes a little more."
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[identity profile] zouichi.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! Zouichi's not compact! Okay, maybe he is, compared to Alastirra. At any rate, his face is now blushing a deep cerulean blue.

"I... er, sorry about that." He finds his balance again, trying to do as Alastirra has instructed, then stands. "You always make it look so easy. I didn't realize how different it would be balancing using a different type of bone structure."

[identity profile] alastirra.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
She giggles. It sounds so strange coming out of his mouth, especially with the hand she holds over his mouth.

"Well, to me it is easy! I have had almost eight hundred years to perfect my technique! Your vision is a little distracting, but not so much as I might have thought."

After all, she can hear so many things talking at once, usually, it's easy to ignore things after a while.
ext_988045: (Zouichi: um.)

[identity profile] zouichi.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
That is strange. It looks like a space alien is controlling his body OH WAIT

"Ah. Well, you do get used to it." He smiles a little, taking a few careful steps, then walking with a little more confidence. At least Alastirra's body seemed to remember what to do, even if he had no idea. "Do you find it difficult to walk on slippery surfaces? Or are you simply used to it?"

[identity profile] alastirra.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"It depends on the surface. But I do not need ice skates on ice, and that can be fun!" Happy Draenei is happy. Even if it's "happy Zouichi is happy". Don't make his face freeze that way, Alastirra!

"As for other things, I am used to it. And I am not so badly affected by things like grease. Marbles, on the other hand..."
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[identity profile] zouichi.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
That is a very strange expression to watch his face make. Alastirra is apparently so exuberant that her happiness can even be clearly conveyed using largely-unused facial muscles.

But if they don't switch back soon, her own may end up atrophying.

He winces a little. "And you've got a little extra distance to fall, I'm sure. You're adjusting to this so well I'm a little embarrassed, frankly."