Lord-Governor Kang (
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BODYSWAP/POWERSWAP MEME
1) Comment.
2) The person who comments under your post has suddenly switched bodies (or just powers) with you!
3) ???
4) Profit!
Go, meatlings!
1) Comment.
2) The person who comments under your post has suddenly switched bodies (or just powers) with you!
3) ???
4) Profit!
Go, meatlings!
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[ MARCO YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND she turns to look at him, damn serious. ]
I can't feel my chakra Marco. That shouldn't be possible!
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So you're having an off day or something.
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[ Okay, Sakura. Calm. Focus on being calm. Just... just retrace mental steps. Retrace! ]
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[ Systematically checking out her arms, then her legs, then her neck, then her ears -- pulls off her headband, checking it out too. ]
-- even that's not sudden, it's a drain. I'd still feel my chakra.
[ Again, she just stops, concentrating. She should feel it... concentrate, Sakura. Concentrate! ]
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And suppresses even the sign of it? ... Maybe. That'd be screwing around with my head. Why activate now?
[ She looks up, focusing on surroundings. Anyone there? Dammit, without her chakra, she's got to rely on... simplified means of movement. Dammit. If Kakashi were here -- he might similarly be limited. But if his nindogs were...
Starting to move off, clearly on edge. Also, taking out a kunai. That much hasn't changed, she feels no less sure of this. ]
It's awfully specific if it's aimed against me, or it's a side effect of something else. As far as I know, no one thinks I matter enough for that, so I'm guessing the latter.
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For some odd reason. (He'd probably look great in heels, really.) ]
You haven't seen me freaked out. This is not freaked out. I am not freaked out!
[ She's totally freaked out. Concentrating on him makes it a little easier to ignore, that and it lets the grim coping part of reality start in. ]
... Maybe a little bit, but considering the last few times things started going haywire for people around here, I figure I have a reason to be.
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[oddly enough, Marco's looking really calm now. Almost as if he's gone into a kind of trance...]
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Glad we agree. [ so dry. ] Marco?
[ shakin' his shoulders a little more (hello, Mr. Strangely Zen) ]
No turning narcoleptic on me. Normally it's not an issue carrying around dead weight, but right now is not the time I feel like dragging you around if I need to.
[ Of course, belatedly, it occurs to her this might be an extended joke.
Dammit! So her eyes narrow. ]
You do realize if we're looking for candidates who seem to like freaking me out, you rank top of the list right now, right?
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As it is she's staring at him and getting both irritated and concerned. ]
Hey! Not funny! Can you just be serious for two seconds here? Hello, Marco?
[ Shaking isn't working, but it seems like he's -- she has no idea if he's balanced right now.
She doesn't believe this. ]
You couldn't have done this when I had access to my chakra?
[ He can answer aaaaaany time now ]
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Then it's all about prying cold, dead fingers off her cold, living hand.
She ends up releasing hold on one shoulder, seeing that he still has balance... and thinking that either indicates this is an even shittier joke than normal, or maybe a side effect of whatever's messed up her ability to sense her own chakra. Tentatively, she takes her other hand off, then brings them together in a resounding clap in front of his face to see if that will bring him around. ]
Marco!
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What the hell did you think you were doing?!
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[ No chance in any hell he gets to ask that after what he was just pulling. ]
What the hell did you think you were doing?
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[ Only she knows she's heard that word before, and she's scanning her brain as to why. Not definitions why, she knows what the word means, but when he says it like that -- ]
... Knock it off. There's nothing to "forget" to mention, since I can't do that. I'm not -- whatever you are. I don't acquire people.
[ She's putting some distance between them, backing away, eyes narrowing. There's no way -- ]
This isn't funny.
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[ No chakra, and now he's making claims that she just acquired him. ]
Kang didn't mention anything about a trance.
[ ... drats, she really should remember. Only she would at any other time. Also?
She'd kind of remember if she picked up the ability to absorb other people's DNA. Or animals or whatever. She figures that might, you know, stick out in her memory. ]
Morph.
[ His word. She says it, pointing at him, stretching for one of several theories currently in her mind. She doesn't know if she's more hoping he's normal, or if he's screwed up to. ]
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greateful, that there was at least something about my ability that Kang didn't feel like informing the whole goddamn ship of, huh?
[he narrows his eyes]
Why should I?
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[ Yes, she had asked for specifics. Kang hadn't come out and said everything all at once, and she knew he had to know that.
Since for one, she still couldn't privatize anything someone else hadn't done first for her.
She kind of wipes her hands on her skirt like yes, that takes away acquiring genetic material okay, it could work! She looks dead serious. She is, that and about ten other feelings she's not doing too well disguising. Her shoulders are too tense, for one. ]
Because if you can't morph, we've got a different problem than if you can. And I don't know about you, but I'd like to figure out what the hell is going on.
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[he stares at her for a moment] Fine. [then he concentrates for a moment, trying to morph. But nothing happens, and his eyes widen.] What the fuck?!
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[ She slams her fist into her hand, looking -- very briefly -- triumphant! She doesn't care to argue about Kang's intentions, so she lets that drop in favor of -- ]
I knew it!
... What do I know?
[ She knows... next to nothing. Okay. Back up, Sakura, figure this out. ]
Marco, concentrate for me. I don't know how it works for you to morph, but you're looking for a feeling, a kind of sensation inside. Tingling, energy, I don't know. Centralized probably in your belly, if you're not used to this.
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