governorkang: (Crack!Kang)
Lord-Governor Kang ([personal profile] governorkang) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2011-05-31 09:34 pm

:D

BODYSWAP/POWERSWAP MEME

1) Comment.
2) The person who comments under your post has suddenly switched bodies (or just powers) with you!
3) ???
4) Profit!

Go, meatlings!
encourage: (serious; state the facts one more time)

[personal profile] encourage 2011-06-01 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Chakra.

[ MARCO YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND she turns to look at him, damn serious. ]

I can't feel my chakra Marco. That shouldn't be possible!
livestoannoy: (...Dude)

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-06-01 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeaaaah Marco's just rolling his eyes. He doesn't get the big deal]

So you're having an off day or something.
encourage: (grim; when the glove comes off)

[personal profile] encourage 2011-06-01 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
You don't have off days with chakra. That's like waking up blind and saying it's "an off day or something" for your eyes!

[ Okay, Sakura. Calm. Focus on being calm. Just... just retrace mental steps. Retrace! ]
livestoannoy: (Default)

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-06-01 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. [Talking sloooowly to the freaked out ninja now] So what would cause this?
encourage: (confused; look over where?)

[personal profile] encourage 2011-06-01 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. Chakra inhibiting devices, but --

[ Systematically checking out her arms, then her legs, then her neck, then her ears -- pulls off her headband, checking it out too. ]

-- even that's not sudden, it's a drain. I'd still feel my chakra.

[ Again, she just stops, concentrating. She should feel it... concentrate, Sakura. Concentrate! ]
livestoannoy: (Thinking)

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-06-01 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe someone figured out how to make one that was instant.
encourage: (grim; in the face of our reality)

[personal profile] encourage 2011-06-01 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ Still concentrating, swearing there has to be some sign -- ]

And suppresses even the sign of it? ... Maybe. That'd be screwing around with my head. Why activate now?

[ She looks up, focusing on surroundings. Anyone there? Dammit, without her chakra, she's got to rely on... simplified means of movement. Dammit. If Kakashi were here -- he might similarly be limited. But if his nindogs were...

Starting to move off, clearly on edge. Also, taking out a kunai. That much hasn't changed, she feels no less sure of this. ]


It's awfully specific if it's aimed against me, or it's a side effect of something else. As far as I know, no one thinks I matter enough for that, so I'm guessing the latter.
livestoannoy: (Ax they're everyone's minutes)

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-06-01 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Who says they don't want to mess with your head? Maybe someone just gets a kick out of watching you freak out.
encourage: (exasperated; put your pants back on)

[personal profile] encourage 2011-06-01 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ She turns back toward him, taking a step in his direction and lay her hands on his shoulders. It's not exactly that difficult to be on eye level with him, even if she wears more of a heel than he does.

For some odd reason. (He'd probably look great in heels, really.) ]


You haven't seen me freaked out. This is not freaked out. I am not freaked out!

[ She's totally freaked out. Concentrating on him makes it a little easier to ignore, that and it lets the grim coping part of reality start in. ]

... Maybe a little bit, but considering the last few times things started going haywire for people around here, I figure I have a reason to be.
livestoannoy: (Sitting around)

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-06-01 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Sure. I believe you. All this flailing you're doing right now is just to hide how you're secretly...very...calm...

[oddly enough, Marco's looking really calm now. Almost as if he's gone into a kind of trance...]
encourage: (dubious; is it worth trusting you?)

[personal profile] encourage 2011-06-01 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ That's waaaay weird. Sakura shakes his shoulders a bit, hoping it wakes him up. ]

Glad we agree. [ so dry. ] Marco?

[ shakin' his shoulders a little more (hello, Mr. Strangely Zen) ]

No turning narcoleptic on me. Normally it's not an issue carrying around dead weight, but right now is not the time I feel like dragging you around if I need to.

[ Of course, belatedly, it occurs to her this might be an extended joke.

Dammit! So her eyes narrow. ]


You do realize if we're looking for candidates who seem to like freaking me out, you rank top of the list right now, right?
livestoannoy: (Sitting around)

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-06-01 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Marco doesn't say anything. STOP ACQUIRING HIM, SAKURA]
encourage: (disbelief; I suspect bullshit)

[personal profile] encourage 2011-06-01 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ SHE WOULD STOP BEING BORG IF SHE KNEW SHE WAS BORG OKAY

As it is she's staring at him and getting both irritated and concerned. ]


Hey! Not funny! Can you just be serious for two seconds here? Hello, Marco?

[ Shaking isn't working, but it seems like he's -- she has no idea if he's balanced right now.

She doesn't believe this. ]


You couldn't have done this when I had access to my chakra?

[ He can answer aaaaaany time now ]
livestoannoy: (Sitting around)

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-06-01 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
[still not answering. Maybe you could, you know, try letting go, Sakura?]
encourage: (action; preform this jutsu just so)

[personal profile] encourage 2011-06-01 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ But she'll never let go, Jack! Not until she wants to survive and your cold dead weight is dragging her to doom and the bottom of the Atlantic ocean!

Then it's all about prying cold, dead fingers off her cold, living hand.

She ends up releasing hold on one shoulder, seeing that he still has balance... and thinking that either indicates this is an even shittier joke than normal, or maybe a side effect of whatever's messed up her ability to sense her own chakra. Tentatively, she takes her other hand off, then brings them together in a resounding clap in front of his face to see if that will bring him around. ]


Marco!
livestoannoy: (...Oh crap)

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-06-01 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Marco stays in the trance for about ten seconds after she lets go - a few seconds after her clap - and when he blinks back to normal he stares at Sakura. He'd been acquired before - he knew what it felt like]

What the hell did you think you were doing?!
encourage: (Default)

[personal profile] encourage 2011-06-01 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
What did I think I was doing?

[ No chance in any hell he gets to ask that after what he was just pulling. ]

What the hell did you think you were doing?
livestoannoy: (Are you insane?!)

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-06-01 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
Me? You're the one that was acquiring me! Since when can you even do that? Did you just forget to mention it?
encourage: (annoyed; don't fuck with me jackass)

[personal profile] encourage 2011-06-01 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
Acquiring you? What are you talking about?

[ Only she knows she's heard that word before, and she's scanning her brain as to why. Not definitions why, she knows what the word means, but when he says it like that -- ]

... Knock it off. There's nothing to "forget" to mention, since I can't do that. I'm not -- whatever you are. I don't acquire people.

[ She's putting some distance between them, backing away, eyes narrowing. There's no way -- ]

This isn't funny.
livestoannoy: (Why yes I'm going to be sarcastic)

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-06-01 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
You just did Barbie. [folding his arms and glaring] Did you just feel like helping yourself to my DNA, is that it?
encourage: (grim; when the glove comes off)

[personal profile] encourage 2011-06-01 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
In any other context, I'd hit you for that.

[ No chakra, and now he's making claims that she just acquired him. ]

Kang didn't mention anything about a trance.

[ ... drats, she really should remember. Only she would at any other time. Also?

She'd kind of remember if she picked up the ability to absorb other people's DNA. Or animals or whatever. She figures that might, you know, stick out in her memory. ]


Morph.

[ His word. She says it, pointing at him, stretching for one of several theories currently in her mind. She doesn't know if she's more hoping he's normal, or if he's screwed up to. ]
Edited 2011-06-01 08:34 (UTC)
livestoannoy: (...Dude)

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-06-01 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
Except I haven't stolen your DNA, have I? And I suppose I should feel
greateful, that there was at least something about my ability that Kang didn't feel like informing the whole goddamn ship of, huh?

[he narrows his eyes]

Why should I?
Edited 2011-06-01 08:42 (UTC)
encourage: (Default)

[personal profile] encourage 2011-06-01 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
He shared what he thought he knew based on concern for what he feared might happen. I asked for specifics. He gave me what he could.

[ Yes, she had asked for specifics. Kang hadn't come out and said everything all at once, and she knew he had to know that.

Since for one, she still couldn't privatize anything someone else hadn't done first for her.

She kind of wipes her hands on her skirt like yes, that takes away acquiring genetic material okay, it could work! She looks dead serious. She is, that and about ten other feelings she's not doing too well disguising. Her shoulders are too tense, for one. ]


Because if you can't morph, we've got a different problem than if you can. And I don't know about you, but I'd like to figure out what the hell is going on.
livestoannoy: (...Oh crap)

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-06-01 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Right. I'm sure he was just so altruistic.

[he stares at her for a moment] Fine. [then he concentrates for a moment, trying to morph. But nothing happens, and his eyes widen.] What the fuck?!
encourage: (serious; state the facts one more time)

[personal profile] encourage 2011-06-01 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
Ha!

[ She slams her fist into her hand, looking -- very briefly -- triumphant! She doesn't care to argue about Kang's intentions, so she lets that drop in favor of -- ]

I knew it!

... What do I know?

[ She knows... next to nothing. Okay. Back up, Sakura, figure this out. ]

Marco, concentrate for me. I don't know how it works for you to morph, but you're looking for a feeling, a kind of sensation inside. Tingling, energy, I don't know. Centralized probably in your belly, if you're not used to this.

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