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[governorkang]

BODYSWAP/POWERSWAP MEME

1) Comment.
2) The person who comments under your post has suddenly switched bodies (or just powers) with you!
3) ???
4) Profit!

Go, meatlings!

Comments

[in-ur-ikebukuro.livejournal.com]

"Hmm. Sounds like you live the high life. Me, I'm just an information dealer. Well, I was before they blew up my planet." Izaya laughs, as if he finds this unexpectedly entertaining rather than horrifying. "Too bad. I really loved that planet."

"Oh my, no. I never name my knives. It makes them hard to throw away." Coin flip as to whether that was a joke or not.

"And... is this a gun in your pants?" Seriously, even Izaya wouldn't keep a loaded gun down there.

[i-had-one4this.livejournal.com]

"What, information dealers don't live the high life? Half of what ISIS steals is data discs and computer information. It's not nearly all the expensive diamonds and nuclear weapons it looks like on TV." Archer seems rather nonplussed about the whole planet go splodey thing.

"I mean the brand. Who actually names their knives?" Archer chuckles, pulling the knife out of the wall and twirling it around his hand, somehow managing to not cut himself.

"Oh, yeah. That's the Chekov gun. It's, you know, in case I end up with a hooker who's a double-agent and need to shoot someone from the hotel bathroom."

[in-ur-ikebukuro.livejournal.com]

"Here I was hoping you'd put a stop to an invincible robot army or two." He laughs. "I do pretty well for myself, but sticking my neck out for all that spy stuff? I'll have to pass. I want to live a nice, long life."

He shrugs, replacing the handgun with a little flourish. "You'd be surprised. Some people get pretty attached to their weapons. There was a whole stabbing spree the other month, you should've been there. The touching story of a girl and her supernatural knife."

Izaya cackles, pulling out the Chekov gun. "My, how callous. Are you a good spy, or a bad spy?"