governorkang: (Crack!Kang)
Lord-Governor Kang ([personal profile] governorkang) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2011-05-31 09:34 pm

:D

BODYSWAP/POWERSWAP MEME

1) Comment.
2) The person who comments under your post has suddenly switched bodies (or just powers) with you!
3) ???
4) Profit!

Go, meatlings!
hi_there_aliens: by zatgun (ij) (????)

Re: Eva

[personal profile] hi_there_aliens 2011-06-04 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Wow really? I never noticed.

[He seems to realize it's a 'no shit' reply. He awkwardly clears his throat]

No, I haven't. I think I'll pass though.

[It sounds pretty painful. Watch out Eva, you're a few seasons away from having an appendix rupture. Better switch bodies before then. From the looks of it, Daniel is a little tempted to try raising his arm just see what would happen. Curiosity about to strike again]

What happened to your shoulder?
Edited 2011-06-04 00:32 (UTC)

Re: Eva

[identity profile] vissernone.livejournal.com 2011-06-04 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Eva will battle a burst appendix with the power of spite! But hopefully she's back in her own body by then. This one is a little too tall and gangly-feeling. Not that she's especially attached to her own body, but she's sure Daniel misses his.]

Broken in four places and dislocated. Alien technology pieced me back together pretty well, but it's still a bit off. [She smiles.] It's a long story, but I fell off a cliff.

[She flexes his hands in front of her, examining them.] Anything else I should know about this body, aside from allergies and not being able to read stop signs from a distance?
hi_there_aliens: (Hands)

Re: Eva

[personal profile] hi_there_aliens 2011-06-04 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[He's almost sorry he asked because he'd been expecting something less traumatic. God, Eva, what have you gone through? And yeah, you could say that he misses his body a lot, visual problems and massive allergies included.]

Jeez, Eva. And you survived a cliff fall?

[He mirrors her, examining her hands, which compared to his original ones, are pretty small and petite. No callouses from hours on a dig.]

Um, well, nothing that's going to leave a mark. I got shot in the chest on two different occasions and died each time?

[Maybe he shouldn't mention Nem's mind probe or the other stuff...]
Edited 2011-06-04 01:04 (UTC)

Re: Eva

[identity profile] vissernone.livejournal.com 2011-06-04 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[One where she was set up to fall by her own kid, no less!]

Like I'm going to let something as petty as gravity do me in, Daniel.

[Eva's hands may have no callouses, but there is dirt under her nails and a significant amount of scarring up her arms, especially in rings around her wrists from being shackled. She pokes at the callouses on Daniel's right hand - he's clearly not just book smart, but physically dedicated to his job. When he mentions being shot, she instinctively touches his chest with his hand.]

You...what? How? Please tell me it wasn't friendly fire, that'd be phenomenally bad luck.
hi_there_aliens: by zatgun (ij) (Abydos)

Re: Eva

[personal profile] hi_there_aliens 2011-06-04 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[What happened to just knocking people out nowadays and taking them prisoner? Did he miss a memo? He smiles with her mouth a little weakly]

Yeah, and next stop, defeating time itself. There's no way to fully heal your shoulder?

[her hands might be smaller but her hands and arms tell quite a story. She'd obviously gone through a lot, and it's all her just like carvings.]

It definitely wasn't friendly, no. I stepped into it on purpose the first time. Wish I could say the same the second time.
Edited 2011-06-04 01:32 (UTC)

Re: Eva

[identity profile] vissernone.livejournal.com 2011-06-04 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
No. I used to have a physical therapist I'd visit back on Earth, but clearly they're not aboard Stacy, and honestly I don't miss getting metaphorical gold stars for doing basic things like lifting my arm up. It's a bit degrading, you know?

[She frowns. It feels unusual on his face, with a different mouth, different teeth.]

Stepped into it? Some kind of heroic gesture or a bozo move into dangerous territory? I'm...sorry that happened to you.
hi_there_aliens: by zatgun (ij) (Jack 2)

Re: Eva

[personal profile] hi_there_aliens 2011-06-04 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe but I don't think the therapist intended for you to feel that way. They really do want you to get as much movement back in your arm.

[If this swap doesn't get resolved soon, he may start taking up physical therapy for her shoulder on her behalf.]

It depends on how you look at it. I guess it was stupid but it was either that or let Jack get killed.

Re: Eva

[identity profile] vissernone.livejournal.com 2011-06-04 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure they do, just as sure as I am I can do without.

[She twists his mouth a bit.] Sounds heroic sacrificey. Those are never fun. But you're alright now, which is something. I mean, besides being in the wrong body, but that's unrelated.