Does this count as a Meme? Probably not but who cares!?

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

Indecisive Meme!

So! Al has a problem and I'm sure many of you share the same problem.

So many muses to pick from, only one spot to app with!

And so here's the game

1. Post with a muse you have that you've been curious about bringing to Trans, maybe set up a scene if you feel perky.
2. Get tags from the current muses of Trans_9!
3. Or get tags from muses who will be joining Trans_9 soon!
4. Or maybe tag around with your potential muse in other musethreads.
5. ???
6. Cake!
7.There is no cake

Comments

Re: Marie Schrader | Breaking Bad

[spiter-woman.livejournal.com]

Purple...and with little filigree cast-iron gates in the shape of wine-leaves and also marble countertops that are also purple and STOP IT KOS-MOS YOU ARE THE WORST INTERIOR DECORATOR EVER THOSE MONSTERS ARE RUINING THE FENG SHUI.

Oh hey wait maybe she should be afraid of those.

Marie starts shrieking. Occasionally she intersperses her unintelligible yelling with "you put those away right now!"

Re: Marie Schrader | Breaking Bad

[all-the-kosmos.livejournal.com]

Clearly you meant 'put them down', Marie. Which KOS-MOS is happy to do! The nanomachines at KOS-MOS's disposal form large twin gatling guns in her arms, which she fires at the creatures swarming the area. A few of them disintegrate in the weapons fire; some of them explode. One of them lands on Marie's table.

Re: Marie Schrader | Breaking Bad

[spiter-woman.livejournal.com]

Marie only notices that one of them has landed on the table because, you see, she is crouched under the table in terror and can hear a very loud, wet-sounding thump right above her head. She still hasn't stopped screaming.

Yeah, take that, KOS-MOS. Tune up your precious battle systems with a woman screaming in your ear. How you like them apples, yeah.

Re: Marie Schrader | Breaking Bad

[all-the-kosmos.livejournal.com]

Once KOS-MOS has worked her way through the swarm, their bodies disappear into the aether, leaving only the damage they've done to the imagined room as trace they were ever there in the first place.

"The Gnosis threat has been neutralized," KOS-MOS intones, as if this were merely a matter of course. "Combat efficiency decrease estimated at .3%. Powering down weapons systems."

She lowers the gatling guns as the nanomachines disassemble them once more.

Re: Marie Schrader | Breaking Bad

[spiter-woman.livejournal.com]

"Are you QUITE DONE YET?" Marie peeks her head out from under the tables. Her cheeks are flushed the red of anger! "Can I have my kitchen back?"

Re: Marie Schrader | Breaking Bad

[all-the-kosmos.livejournal.com]

"Affirmative," said KOS-MOS, regarding Marie as if she couldn't quite figure out why this strange woman was hiding. "Battle simulations have been completed."

A picture frame fell off the wall with a dull 'thunk'.

KOS-MOS wasn't leaving.

Re: Marie Schrader | Breaking Bad

[spiter-woman.livejournal.com]

The fallen picture frame doesn't bother her as much as some of the other picture frames, which are tilty.

"Oh, good, you psycho Terminator Sarah Conner thing. So now that you're done running your battle simulations, could I have coffee without gatling guns going off?"

God she really really needs that coffee to calm down now.

Re: Marie Schrader | Breaking Bad

[all-the-kosmos.livejournal.com]

"Please proceed," KOS-MOS said, without a trace of guilt. Unbeknownst to Marie, she was running an analysis on the data she'd just gathered. So it probably looked like she was just standing there staring at Marie.

Okay, she was doing that, too.

Re: Marie Schrader | Breaking Bad

[spiter-woman.livejournal.com]

"You do know you're incredibly rude, don't you?" Marie says, staring right back and why yes indeed this looks like it's going to be a staring contest.

Why does Marie get the feeling she might lose a staring contest?

Re: Marie Schrader | Breaking Bad

[all-the-kosmos.livejournal.com]

"Etiquette is not required to fulfill my primary function," said KOS-MOS. Staaaare.

"However, if you have any complaints, you may submit them to Vector Industries."

Re: Marie Schrader | Breaking Bad

[spiter-woman.livejournal.com]

Blink. Dammit.

"Oh, believe me, I have complaints. I have plenty of complaints against you and I'll be submitting all of them. Can you leave now?"

Re: Marie Schrader | Breaking Bad

[all-the-kosmos.livejournal.com]

"Very well," said KOS-MOS, turning to leave. How did Marie plan on submitting her complaints without KOS-MOS. Hmm.