Welcome, meatshippers, to The Ultimate Health and Fitness Spa! Now is the perfect time to pamper yourself and focus on your well-being. Indulge in our zero-gravity hot-oil pools, infrared sauna or whirlpool ice baths, massage from scalp to toes to tail-tip, aromatherapy, sensory tune-ups, beauty treatments for your hair, nails, skin, feathers, fur, scales – we're very flexible! From temporary body tints to gourmet meals to private spaces just for two, we're here to make you the most gorgeous, happiest, and healthiest you in the multiverse! And if you have skills to share, you're welcome to use our state-of-the-art facility to work on your fellow crew members.

Feel free to enjoy yourself, make up beauty treatments that go wonderfully right or hilariously wrong, pair off with other crew members to share/give spa services, or NPC the Spa staff at their most/least helpful; and have fun!

We all have things we wish we had said to someone.  Well, here's your chance for your characters to share them!  Love letters, the perfect comeback, feelings lost and found, regrets never revealed...and words of praise and appreciation and caring as well.

They can be to people on the ship, people from the past or people you hope to meet.  Others can comment on your letters, or try to guess who they're about!

Have (good clean) fun!

OMNICOMM POSTS FROM LAST NIGHT



Shamelessly stolen and adapted from Memebells, it's the Trans_9 version of Texts From Last Night!

1. Post with your character! Name and series in the subject line you know the drill! Add your own TFLN to you post or just wait for someone. If you have a character who normally would not have access to a phone or wouldn't know how to work one... congratulations, meme magic is in effect! Also, feel free to make up your own post in the vein of TFLN if you don't want to use one from the site.

2. Respond to other people's drunk posts or send them one of your own!

3. Hilarious Hijinks Happen!

4. Everyone vows to never drink again!
_{4b. Number 4 never actually happens.}

5. Also, while I won't discourage anyone from doing an image-style one, feel free to just do text posts. I just wanted to use the one above thanks to finding it on Texts From Superhero Time.

So! Al has a problem and I'm sure many of you share the same problem.

So many muses to pick from, only one spot to app with!

And so here's the game

1. Post with a muse you have that you've been curious about bringing to Trans, maybe set up a scene if you feel perky.
2. Get tags from the current muses of Trans_9!
3. Or get tags from muses who will be joining Trans_9 soon!
4. Or maybe tag around with your potential muse in other musethreads.
5. ???
6. Cake!
7.There is no cake

For all those with microphones it's:

THE PRETEND TO BE A VOICE ACTOR MEME





Imitating characters in text is fun, but can you do it by voice? Grab a canon quote or a bit of your own RPing, try it out and post the links!

http://vocaroo.com/

See how close you can come to sounding like your character. If you sound absolutely nothing like your character, all the more fun, because no one is taking this seriously. What's more funny than mismatched accents, deep voices trying to sound high, and high voices trying to sound deep? Nothing! That's what!

(Bonus points: Try another player's character too if you want to).

The Mirror of Erised Meme

The Mirror of Erised, of Harry Potter fame, doesn't show the reflection of whoever looks into it. It shows them as they would be achieving their heart's deepest, most desperate desire whether or not it is possible. For instance: an orphaned boy who never knew his parents sees himself surrounded by the biological family he could never know, the oft-overlooked youngest son of a large family sees himself having his day in the sun outdoing his brothers, and the happiest man alive would look into the mirror and see only himself.

What would your character see in the mirror? Feel free to post reactions ICly or oocly, whatever is fun for you.

Alright meatshippers, apparently your war with the Ohm has got the attention of some of the higher abstracts, and they're not happy. So rather than repair the damage, they decided to just start everything over from scratch.

They will wipe the omniverse clean, and there's nothing you can do to stop them. In fact, they already started, but its a big omniverse, so it'll take them some time to get to you before you all get wiped out.

Just 24 hours, in fact.

So, what do you do? Do you try to find a solution and stop Gods older than the time before time? Do you find a corner and cry? Do you tell that jerk what you've always thought of them? Do you get drunk and party like there's no tomorrow because there won't be? Do you sleep with that one person you know you shouldn't sleep with but screw it you want to get laid before you die?

Its your last day alive, meatcrew, what do you do?

The ic anon meme is up!

You meatlings be sure to talk about how amazingly sexy my rock hard robot body is.

Congratulations, everyone! The meatship's short on money, and you know what that means? More of yours is needed! The problem will be solved by auctioning volunteers off to other crew members. Once bid on, you'll be providing services to whoever bought you. Have fun with that.

RULES:

-If you're putting someone up to auction, make a post. Try to present your character in as good of a light as possible!
-Place a bid for a specific service. Everyone has unlimited money here, so use as much or as little as you want and bid on as many crew members as you want!
-No bidding for sexytimes. This isn't the kink meme, that'll be soon enough. Bidding for things like prom dates and kisses, though? Acceptable and encouraged! The more fun and frivolous (or emotional and tempting)? The better!
-Optionally play out the requested favor.
-Players and characters have the right to refuse to honor bids that squick them out. It's for fun, not an OOC obligation.

I will be placing an example of a bidding thread in the comments to show you how it works.

It's Transmigration 9 Studios. No, the name doesn't make any sense, except that the owner, Stacy, has owned eight studios before this and they've all crashed and burned. Which feels so great for the actors and their sense of job security, let me tell you.

As soon as they're done with their scenes, the characters stop playing their roles and make it real. The scripts are tossed aside, and they can relax now that the cameras are off of them.

What does this mean? Well, perhaps Billy is an actual college graduate, who is disgusted with the scientific inaccuracies and techspeak mumbo-jumbo of his character. Perhaps Kang is a fit Japanese man in a rubber dragon suit. Maybe Renne is a former theater actor that speaks with a posh English accent? Who knows, perhaps Nehaa is a conservative Catholic who finds her role as a stripperiffic space goat horrifying! And it might an ongoing joke off-screen that Leon can't fight for shit, Steve's actor stands in for him during action scenes.

Just roll with it, guys, it's better than my first idea of the night.

The ship is huge. People interact, because they're forced to or because they want to, either way.

Something that happens at these times is pure gossip. Whether it be small talk over a meal, pillow talk between lovers, or scratched graffiti on the walls of the city, word gets around.

It might be true.

It might not be.

But it's interesting and keeps people entertained, so let's gather some of that gossip! Here, list some of the things your characters have heard or might say. Maybe have some reactions to it?

It's the weekend, so what is it time to do?

PARTY HARD

This meme is simple. Pick a party game. Here is a pretty good list. In the mood for Duck Duck Goose? Beer Pong? Hitting a pinata? Pin the Tail on the JulianDonkey? Mafia/Werewolf? Spin the Bottle? Truth or Dare? There's even a Twister mat out there!

Make a post. Get some friends/other characters. Play! And thus, memes are born.

I'd suggest keeping things small, to make it easier on the other players. Don't be afraid to have multiple games running at once, y'all! But one rule, try to keep things worksafe.

For the adults who don't feel like that, well. There's another meme for you guys. Perverts.

The Sensoriums are empty. Everyone's working, you should be nice and alone. You grin to yourself, conjuring a hardwood floor, and a set of stairs.

You grab an object. Could be a wand, a sword, a feather duster, a candlestick. You don't give a shit. You don a loose shirt, a nice set of underwear, and some socks (for those of you who can wear socks).

Finally, you push everything on the stereo all the way to the max. As the piano music starts up, you slide into the doorway.

You're dancing. You're grooving. Hell, you might even be singing.

But part-way into your routine, you realize the horrible truth.

You're not alone. Someone is watching you.

Who is it? What will you do?

They are off-comm due to potential NSFWness, but there are two memes.

The Trans 9 Kink Meme is what it sounds like.

The Trans 9 Stripper Meme is not. It's an AU set in the Trans 9 strip club.

It's Monday night, why not?

Fun for awkwardness and/or kinkiness....

Here post somebody in, and the person who tags them? Congratulations, you're now handcuffed together. No keyholes and there's power dampeners to prevent those of you with magic/super strength to break them easily. How they come off? That's up to you, and your new partner to figure out!

Have fun!

Man, the sounds. The smells. The music. The booze. The crime. The Depression. The Prohibition.

Yessir, the Roaring Twenties were a hell of a time. Your characters get to experience it as well! Everyone is now living in the 1920s, in a bustling metropolis, with no real influence from some strange meatship. Their former lives now reflect their new ones.

A character that was a security officer on board might find themselves as a detective on the police force. Someone who used to be a superhero, punching their problems away, might find themselves as some sort of cop, sports star, boxing champ, or even just a kneebreaker on the streets. Someone who used to sing might be a sensation, or just another nightengale crooning in the smokey speakeasies, as people kick back and enjoy their illegal alcohol. A scientist might be a mad chemist, or even something from the pulps. Who knows?

All that's for sure is that they're here now, living the life they can. Will they run into one another? Will they live their lives apart?

That's for you to decide.

Have fun.

Hello, Meatship! I'm trying my hand at this 'meme' business, so after a spontaneous bit of brainstorming I've come up with this:



Yes, yes, no sparkly letters, only bright colors. I'm not that fancy. Anywho, here's the idea:

If everyone in the world knows each other through six acquaintances, then surely all the characters in one pan-fandom should know one another in a similar fashion, if not better. Think of this as a sort of 'CR-building exercise'--knowing a friend who knows a friend who knows this guy that could fix your friction contrafibulator is a good enough excuse for threading, yeah?

So it works like this:

1) Post a character and list off anyone they know from the top of your head. You don't have to consult any other references, it doesn't have to include that alien you made eye-contact with in the Mess Hall once, but try to organize them by at least canon relation. For extra funtimes, include characters from their canon that haven't been introduced yet, or that they know from other games.

2) The characters mentioned reply with their own lists, striking out those already given in the post(s) above, adding the names they don't already have.

3) Continue for as long as physically possible.

4) Inboxes explode everywhere!

GO GO GO

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.