NAKED MEME

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

Comments

[staturity]

"...AAAAGH!"

[morphitudinous]

My thoughts exactly.

[Oh gosh why isn't there somewhere to hide? There had better be somewhere for Cassie to hide, at least.]

Who would subject us to a sick joke like this?

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

...

[ Riiight well. Awkward, yes, but it's not like she hasn't wandered around naked before. Yeah, this is just gonna turn into one big Kaylee Checking Out Every Guy She Can party 8) ]

[governorkang]

At least someone has some sense around here. I'll never get the modesty thing everyone else seems so worried about.

[bears-omnitrix.livejournal.com]

!!!! Hmm...

[transforms into an alien]

Oh c'mon, even the aliens have fig leaves?!

[hexyeah]

Oh baby, check out those curves.

"What is going on!"

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

...

Can you actually LOOK like you when on is older??

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

::Chirps. He's...actually okay with this but we won't go into the function of clothing in his world::

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Renne? are you okay?

::at this point, the only person she;s okay to be naked in front of::

[morphitudinous]

[Billy is actually...fairly well built underneath his clothes. Not referring to under the fig leaf. That remains a mystery. Doesn't make him any less conditioned to a strong body modesty streak.]

Hey!

[After a moment of flailing to cover himself, he will be diving in a lake and bobbing up to shudder in horror and revulsion. Not that it helps much---the water is clear. Somehow, the leaf is not becoming soggy or detaching from him.]

How...unusual. All right, Billy. Calm down. Form a plan and follow through with it.

[So scary it makes him talk to himself. Weird.]

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Yeah, so. She's just chilling over here, watching all of this happen, thank you for the show, Billy.

Also might be laughing her head off at his reaction. ]

[governorkang]

[...what the hell. Why won't this damn leaf come off?]

[morphitudinous]

[Odd not-stare from a short distance away]

...Why are you trying to remove it?

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Seriously, WHY?

Negi! Did you sneeze on me again?

[hisfathersstaff.livejournal.com]

It wasn't me I swear! /totally naked and hiding behind her

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

My fig leaves bring all the boys to the yard.

[ayasofia.livejournal.com]

Insert string of spanish curses here.

[telekinetic_badass]

[Have a wolf whistle from over here]

[birthmural]

"BY THE HADEAN CHIMES!"

Look but don't touch... actually don't look.

[visserbasher.livejournal.com]

[telekinetic_badass]

[Oh, he'll look... but he knows she's engaged so he won't touch. Yes, even he respects the ring.]

[kawalskyeffect.livejournal.com]

Ladies.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Don't mind her, she's just passin' by, checking out the view... ]

[lackofdarkwings.livejournal.com]

At least I've got a leaf...

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

0////0

[pocketloli.livejournal.com]

oh why the heck not. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!

/goes streaking in tiny mode

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

*Crazy as this is, Katara thought that was cute*

[short-changed.livejournal.com]

Well at least I'm not tiny everywhere!

... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH! I JUST ADMITTED I'M SHORT!!!! /rolls

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Katara tries to keep a straight face, but with his reaction had to burst out laughing.

"Ed, you look good, but you're really funny!"

[hisfathersstaff.livejournal.com]

... .... ...........

!!!! /tries to hide behind someone

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

::hides him::

[vampycabanaboy.livejournal.com]

Well...


This is awkward.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

How so?

[ Not even bothering to pretend she's not looking, nope. ]

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

...What the hell's with the fig leaf?

*Because sometimes Dean doesn't mind showing off his other pride and joy.*

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Maybe pouting. Maaaaybe. ]

Dunno, but they ain't the most comfortable thing...

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

*shrieked and went to cover herself until she noticed the leaves. She then frowned.*

Ok, who's responsible for this?!

[telekinetic_badass]

[Oh, guess who is over there ogling...]

[waylostandfound.livejournal.com]

......

*hope this kind of thing doesn't cause issues in the upcoming election*

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

[Might actually vote for Nathan now, on account of the view.]

[fieldpromoted]

............

.................

What the hell, man.

[Not that she seems to incredibly bothered. And by that I mean not bothered at all. Just kind of weirded out.]

[bonnypiperlad]

[Predictably, confused Jamie is...confused. He's also peering down at the fig leaf and trying to figure out where the heck it came from.]

Hey?

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

It's strange Jamie. We're all dealing.

::gives a very, very quick side glance::

Um, you look good though.

[not_the_philistine]

[OH NO, GOLIATH IS SHIRTLESS! AVERT YOUR EYES!

Oh wait he's always shirtless. And pantsless. So nevermind.]

[morphitudinous]

[My, large lavender colored blob, what a big leaf you have. Well...green blob thing that is probably a leaf. Naked for Billy means no glasses and unusable vision, no matter how hard he squints.]

...Goliath? Is that you?

[With his vision as useless as it is, it could also be someone out to eat him. At least he wouldn't be embarrassed anymore if he was eaten.]

[sent-herself.livejournal.com]

To everyone who doesn't give two shits about this whole nearly-naked thing, Mulan gives enough shits for ALL OF YOU combined.

She'll just . . . never come out from behind this bush. Ever.

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

Motoko is already behind the bush. She is not ashamed of being naked. She is checkin' you out, Mulan.