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insertmeathere2010-07-02 04:10 pm
killsfengshui.livejournal.com) wrote in insertmeathere2010-07-02 04:10 pm
NAKED MEME
Suddenly.
You are naked.
All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.
Except for one thing.
You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)
Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.
You are naked.
All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.
Except for one thing.
You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)
Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.
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I'll be sure not to. Already took the better part of twenty minutes to get him to calm down some with just the leaves...
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[shakes his head] Ye would think everyone would be used to this by now.
[Including himself, but he's conveniently going to forget about that right now, thankyouverymuch.]
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[ No, no names mentioned
Jamie. She'll give you this one for free. ]