NAKED MEME

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

Comments

[staturity]

"...AAAAGH!"

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

...

[ Riiight well. Awkward, yes, but it's not like she hasn't wandered around naked before. Yeah, this is just gonna turn into one big Kaylee Checking Out Every Guy She Can party 8) ]

[bears-omnitrix.livejournal.com]

!!!! Hmm...

[transforms into an alien]

Oh c'mon, even the aliens have fig leaves?!

[hexyeah]

Oh baby, check out those curves.

"What is going on!"

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

::Chirps. He's...actually okay with this but we won't go into the function of clothing in his world::

[morphitudinous]

[Billy is actually...fairly well built underneath his clothes. Not referring to under the fig leaf. That remains a mystery. Doesn't make him any less conditioned to a strong body modesty streak.]

Hey!

[After a moment of flailing to cover himself, he will be diving in a lake and bobbing up to shudder in horror and revulsion. Not that it helps much---the water is clear. Somehow, the leaf is not becoming soggy or detaching from him.]

How...unusual. All right, Billy. Calm down. Form a plan and follow through with it.

[So scary it makes him talk to himself. Weird.]

[governorkang]

[...what the hell. Why won't this damn leaf come off?]

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Seriously, WHY?

Negi! Did you sneeze on me again?

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

My fig leaves bring all the boys to the yard.

[ayasofia.livejournal.com]

Insert string of spanish curses here.

[birthmural]

"BY THE HADEAN CHIMES!"

Look but don't touch... actually don't look.

[visserbasher.livejournal.com]

[kawalskyeffect.livejournal.com]

Ladies.

[lackofdarkwings.livejournal.com]

At least I've got a leaf...

[pocketloli.livejournal.com]

oh why the heck not. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!

/goes streaking in tiny mode

[short-changed.livejournal.com]

Well at least I'm not tiny everywhere!

... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH! I JUST ADMITTED I'M SHORT!!!! /rolls

[hisfathersstaff.livejournal.com]

... .... ...........

!!!! /tries to hide behind someone

[vampycabanaboy.livejournal.com]

Well...


This is awkward.

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

...What the hell's with the fig leaf?

*Because sometimes Dean doesn't mind showing off his other pride and joy.*

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

*shrieked and went to cover herself until she noticed the leaves. She then frowned.*

Ok, who's responsible for this?!

[waylostandfound.livejournal.com]

......

*hope this kind of thing doesn't cause issues in the upcoming election*

[fieldpromoted]

............

.................

What the hell, man.

[Not that she seems to incredibly bothered. And by that I mean not bothered at all. Just kind of weirded out.]

[bonnypiperlad]

[Predictably, confused Jamie is...confused. He's also peering down at the fig leaf and trying to figure out where the heck it came from.]

Hey?

[not_the_philistine]

[OH NO, GOLIATH IS SHIRTLESS! AVERT YOUR EYES!

Oh wait he's always shirtless. And pantsless. So nevermind.]

[sent-herself.livejournal.com]

To everyone who doesn't give two shits about this whole nearly-naked thing, Mulan gives enough shits for ALL OF YOU combined.

She'll just . . . never come out from behind this bush. Ever.