NAKED MEME

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

Comments

[governorkang]

[...what the hell. Why won't this damn leaf come off?]

[morphitudinous]

[Odd not-stare from a short distance away]

...Why are you trying to remove it?

[governorkang]

Because it's pointless!

[morphitudinous]

I...well I don't see, but I think I understand.

[He will not be attempting to pull his off though. Last shred of dignity, you are needed and loved.]

Is it irritable?

[governorkang]

[snort]

Not physically. It's just unnecessary.

[morphitudinous]

Right. It's also inconvenient if it remains there permanently, but we'll find a way to detach it. There must be a substance that can counter the adhesion.

[Think. It would be awfully troublesome to have an important organ like that sealed inside with a leaf.]

[governorkang]

...I hope so.

[morphitudinous]

Yeah. If I can just get to the lab or test particles in the area, then...

[Trailing off. This is awkward. He knows that Kang couldn't care less about their nudity, but he does.]

I'll report to you as soon as I find something, all right?