NAKED MEME

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

Comments

[staturity]

"...AAAAGH!"

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

...

[ Riiight well. Awkward, yes, but it's not like she hasn't wandered around naked before. Yeah, this is just gonna turn into one big Kaylee Checking Out Every Guy She Can party 8) ]

[bears-omnitrix.livejournal.com]

!!!! Hmm...

[transforms into an alien]

Oh c'mon, even the aliens have fig leaves?!

[hexyeah]

Oh baby, check out those curves.

"What is going on!"

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

::Chirps. He's...actually okay with this but we won't go into the function of clothing in his world::

[morphitudinous]

[Billy is actually...fairly well built underneath his clothes. Not referring to under the fig leaf. That remains a mystery. Doesn't make him any less conditioned to a strong body modesty streak.]

Hey!

[After a moment of flailing to cover himself, he will be diving in a lake and bobbing up to shudder in horror and revulsion. Not that it helps much---the water is clear. Somehow, the leaf is not becoming soggy or detaching from him.]

How...unusual. All right, Billy. Calm down. Form a plan and follow through with it.

[So scary it makes him talk to himself. Weird.]

[governorkang]

[...what the hell. Why won't this damn leaf come off?]

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Yeah, so. She's just chilling over here, watching all of this happen, thank you for the show, Billy.

Also might be laughing her head off at his reaction. ]

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

::Someone's chirping curiously at a certain genius's embarrassed flailing. He really doesn't understand what's flail-worthy!::

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Seriously, WHY?

Negi! Did you sneeze on me again?

[morphitudinous]

[He is going to glare at you with dripping hair in his face. Well, not at you because that would be rude, but at a nearby spot. Ineffectively, because he can hardly see more than tall flesh-colored blobs without his glasses.]

Kaylee!

How is this funny? [And that turns into a pout.]

[morphitudinous]

Renne?

[He paddles over to the water's edge, trying not to look at anything too closely.]

[governorkang]

At least someone has some sense around here. I'll never get the modesty thing everyone else seems so worried about.

[morphitudinous]

[Odd not-stare from a short distance away]

...Why are you trying to remove it?

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Really? Your reaction.

[ Oooh yeah. Definitely giggle-worthy, this. ]

Relax a bit, you're plenty covered.

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

Eee?

::Chirp. With his complete lack of "naughty bits" in any sense of the word (Gotta love being androgynous, no?!), the fig leaves had ended up...basically in places just about an inch behind his ears. Were he not an albino of his kind, a pair of head-crests would be where said leaves are::

[governorkang]

Because it's pointless!

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Different people, different raisin's. [ Laughing ] I'd be embarrassed too, if my ma were about to see.

[morphitudinous]

[Grumpy look.]

Barely covered. I'd never choose to expose this much of myself.

[Come on, this is a dude who has only recently adjusted to the idea that it's okay to go shirtless at the beach.]

You're not worried at all about lecherous people?

[morphitudinous]

[All he sees is a mass of blue with some green, but no matter. Renne can't see him anyway, and even if he could...maybe it wouldn't be that bad. They trusted each other.]

I'm sorry about that. This is just...uncomfortable.

[governorkang]

I just wish I could get this damn leaf off of me. There's no point to it.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Covered enough. Nothin' important is showin', right?

[ She's right, Billy, just admit it and come out of the water so she can continue her Checking Out business. :P ]

Worried about 'em here? [ Kaylee just grins and shakes her head. ] If anybody tries anythin', I've got a decent idea that they'll have to deal with Kang first.

[morphitudinous]

I...well I don't see, but I think I understand.

[He will not be attempting to pull his off though. Last shred of dignity, you are needed and loved.]

Is it irritable?

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Gotta suffer with the rest of us, looks like.

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

Eeee, why?

::Chirp. Oh, is that the sound of water? He'll be crawling carefully toward it and your voice, Billy::