NAKED MEME

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

Comments

[staturity]

"...AAAAGH!"

[morphitudinous]

My thoughts exactly.

[Oh gosh why isn't there somewhere to hide? There had better be somewhere for Cassie to hide, at least.]

Who would subject us to a sick joke like this?

[staturity]

Billy, I- er- [Doesn't know what to cover, more of her breasts and crotch or that tiny scar over her sternum that she's always so self conscious of.]

I-

[...You know, Billy doesn't look half bad. Wait! Bad Cassie!]

Where are our clothes?

[morphitudinous]

[You're not the only one with scars, Cassie. Small jagged lines of glass from the Nightmare King attack litter his torso, but there's no hiding those. He'll just keep his hands low, hunch over, and try not to look, even though he can't really see.]

I believe that's the question we're all desperate to know the answer to. They appeared to instantly vanish as if teleported away, and our inadequate replacements are these seemingly permanently attached leaves.

Do you see any unusual clues? Other than the rest of our naked crewmates? I...can't really see at the moment.

[staturity]

[Psh. Billy, your scars are as nothing in comparison to the tiny sliver on Cassie, for she is a teen girl with self esteem problems. Scars on anyone else are sexy/to be proud of. Scars on her? Disfiguring!]

Can't see?

[morphitudinous]

Negative. Whatever removed our clothing also removed my glasses, and my myopia is severe enough to prevent me from seeing more than colored blobs in vaguely memorable shapes.

[Which means he can't even enjoy the view and perv on people. Not that he would.]

[staturity]

Oh! Oh right, of course. I forgot. I really don't see anything. I don't know who could have done this unless it's GLaDoS or our evil players.

[(Anonymous)]

Wouldn't GLaDOS normally taunt us?

[Frowns and crosses his arms defensively.] None of this makes sense. I'd rather not 'wait and see', but that may be our only option.

...crud. Sorry!

[morphitudinous]

[Continuing to be embarrassed over here. And NOT LOOK.]

No prob

[staturity]

Probably but I can't think of anyone else who could have done it.

[indigoblueberry.livejournal.com]

Don't panic.

:|

[staturity]

But I don't even have my towel.

[indigoblueberry.livejournal.com]

Oh, then you must not be prepared. I can't help you.

[staturity]

Yeah. Jokes aside uhm... [Hey, Indigo is kinda hot. Not robosexual at all.]

[indigoblueberry.livejournal.com]

Yes?

[staturity]

Any idea where our clothes might be? If this is GLaDoS, I swear...

[indigoblueberry.livejournal.com]

I cannot find them anywhere nearby. I assumed that Stacy was attempting to reformat the plant suits into... Beach wear.

[staturity]

Yeah well this is a lot worse than beach wear.

[soulintheshell.livejournal.com]

[oh shut up its the crack comm I can do this]

...uh

[He'd be more freaked out about this, but, hey, nekkid Cassie.]

Hi.

[staturity]

Oh. Hey, Nate. [Sexy smile, totally thinking naughty thoughts.]

[soulintheshell.livejournal.com]

Hey.

[He is also thinking naughty thoughts]

So...

[staturity]

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? [What? She thinks this is Trans!Nate. This course of action is totally justified.]

[soulintheshell.livejournal.com]

[Hey, he'd notice this wasn't AI!Cassie, but hormones are clouding his thinking.]

I'm thinking you're hot and I've missed you...

[staturity]

[Close enough!]

[Grin.] Miss me? I can't leave you for five minutes, can I?

[soulintheshell.livejournal.com]

[Oh, this will end well.]

It's been more than five minutes.

[But, before the end, there shall be much snogging!]