NAKED MEME

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

Comments

[soulintheshell.livejournal.com]

There is no other me, not anymore. No Kang, no Immortus, no Jonas, nothing... just me, and only me. [...Right?]

And I've never been on a ship. We...

[staturity]

[No Jonas- O.K., well, alternate universe. Something must have happened.] And here you said you knew about alternate universes. I know it's a lot to take in. Hell, I don't know if this is just a very real, very weird dream.

[soulintheshell.livejournal.com]

Does this feel like a dream? [He kissed her, again because he needed to believe that she felt that way about him, and no one else.]

[staturity]

Mph- mmmm... [Sorry Trans!Nate, she can so not resist that. About to pull back to comment that yes, this feels quite real, but on second thought why interrupt this?]

[soulintheshell.livejournal.com]

[Well, AI!Cassie, he's convinced that this is you, and he so desperately wants this to you, and for this to be canon. Sadly, none of that is true. But that won't stop him from snogging Trans!Cassie senseless.]

[staturity]

[Oh AI!Nate, all you have to do is wait a bit. And probably endure another screaming match. Trans!Cassie for one totally cannot resist this. At all. After all what's the harm in... frak.]

[Pulls away.] Wait, wait, no. This isn't right. This is just what I was doing to Jonas.

[soulintheshell.livejournal.com]

[So long as using his brain patterns to restore Jonas doesn't become a sticking point.]

How could this not be right? You can't tell me that that didn't feel perfect.

[staturity]

[She'll just move to Plan B, try to steal the armor. And then probably get cold feet when she gets the chance.]

Nate, that was incredible but if you're an alternate of the Nate that I know, well, this is kind of like cheating. And I... really do not want to do that. [Again. Poor Jonas.]

[soulintheshell.livejournal.com]

There is no alternate... there is no Stacy, no meatship, none of that. Whoever put us here is messing with us!

[See, Cassie, this is what stubborn denial of reality sounds like.]