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killsfengshui.livejournal.com) wrote in
insertmeathere2010-07-02 04:10 pm
NAKED MEME
Suddenly.
You are naked.
All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.
Except for one thing.
You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)
Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.
You are naked.
All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.
Except for one thing.
You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)
Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

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[Pulls away.] Wait, wait, no. This isn't right. This is just what I was doing to Jonas.
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How could this not be right? You can't tell me that that didn't feel perfect.
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Nate, that was incredible but if you're an alternate of the Nate that I know, well, this is kind of like cheating. And I... really do not want to do that. [Again. Poor Jonas.]
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[See, Cassie, this is what stubborn denial of reality sounds like.]