NAKED MEME

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

Comments

[morphitudinous]

Then it's likely a different method of adaptation.

[He keeps thinking.] Even if you can't adjust the size of your leaves, maybe you can shrink to a size that renders you invisible for all practical purposes?

[staturity]

I could but I'd rather not get stepped on.

[morphitudinous]

[Rats. He scoots back and pulls his knees up to his chest---it's about all he can think to do for himself.]

I'd suggest 'so large that we could only see your foot, but I don't think we have the space.