NAKED MEME

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

Comments

[staturity]

[Let's try this kissing thing. Kissing is nice.] You are way too overprotective of me. [Yes there is a Trans Cassie/Nate thread with an argument that is still waiting to be bendytimed. How convenient for this Nate it fits.]

[soulintheshell.livejournal.com]

[Oh, yes, this kissing thing is nice.] No.... I'm not. [This kissing thing is veeeery nice]. What does that have to do with anything anyway?

[staturity]

Yes, you are. [Said between really awesome kisses.] Our fight.

[soulintheshell.livejournal.com]

[Give him a second to respond. It's hard for him to talk when her tongue is in his mouth.]

How am I-- Mmmmph, hrmmmmmph --overprotective?

[staturity]

Not- mmmm- wanting me to go- mph- fight and wanting to go with me. Really- ahh mmmm- it's sweet but not needed. [Oh hey, try some groping while we're at it.]

[soulintheshell.livejournal.com]

Uh... [okay, his brain his fuzzy because lips and hands are everywhere, but he's fairly sure that wasn't what they argued about.] ...wha?

[staturity]

[Teasing] Am I screwing your brains out?

[soulintheshell.livejournal.com]

[Oh. My. God.] As soon as we get these leaves off, I sure hope so.

[staturity]

[Reaches to pull off the leaves over her breasts.] Well then, let's-- [...Why are they not coming off?] Oh for- no way!

[soulintheshell.livejournal.com]

Hm? [He pulls at her leaves, and then at his own.] Oh, come on!

You have got to be kidding me!

[staturity]

What the hell. [Tries to shrink them off. No good.] Damn it! This is worse than Stacy spraying us with water... possibly.

[soulintheshell.livejournal.com]

[This is so messed up he right about to get some and.... wait...]

Who is Stacy?

[staturity]

Stacy the meatship. You know, the time we were about to have sex in the sensoriums and then she sprayed us with water. What, did I really snog your brains out?

[soulintheshell.livejournal.com]

[Blink]

[Blinkblink]

...what are you talking about?

[Meatship whut? Sensorium whut?]

Did I snog your brains out?

[He even places a hand against her forehead to check]

[staturity]

What? No! Why would-

...Oh crap, did you just podpop? Oh my God and I thought this couldn't get more complicated.

[soulintheshell.livejournal.com]

Podpop?

Cassie... [What is this I don't even]

Look, I know you're not happy that I'm working for HAMMER, but as soon as we get out of here I'm taking you to them so you can get checked out by their docs. Something is wrong here...

[staturity]

You know. Waking up covered in goo, having this voice in your head tell you that you've been chosen for a great purpose. Finding out your universe was destroyed by the Ohm and that you and your friends and family and some other famous people are the only ones to make it out alive.

...What's HAMMER?

[soulintheshell.livejournal.com]

[Cue worried/sadface]

...the universe wasn't destroyed, it was merged with another one. And we didn't fight over me being overprotective.

HAMMER... they're the agency that took over when SHIELD fell apart. I work for them now.

We need to get you to them.

[staturity]

Whoa O.K., this is a big misunderstanding here. We're from different universes. I guess maybe your universe wasn't destroyed then and- O.K., I have no idea how you're here- but uh. Wow. O.K., I know I must sound pretty crazy but trust me I'm not. Although, I kinda wish I were considering my whole universe wouldn't be gone. There are a lot of people from different universes and different times here and Stacy rescued a version of you and that's the you I had a fight with where he was being overprotective. Uhm...

Wow, this is really awkward.

[soulintheshell.livejournal.com]

Cassie, I know about alternate universes and what not, but you're not making any sense.

We need to get you out of here.

[staturity]

I know you know about alternate universes I'm just trying to- O.K., seriously. I was kidnapped by a sentient spaceship sent by a race of aliens called the Daligig who are, presumably, trying to save people from universes attacked by the Ohm. These people are then sedated and placed into these slimy pods and Stacy has a habit of releasing them randomly, hence the podpopped term. I woke up maybe... six months ago? I-

Wait- if you're in the same time as the alternate me, do you know if my dad is alive?

[soulintheshell.livejournal.com]

[Even deeper frown]

Your Dad died before we ever met.

...what do you remember about us, or about anything, before this "ship" took you?

[staturity]

[Sigh] Yeah, didn't think so.

Before this ship too me? Uh, the cliff notes version. You traveled to my time to try and stop from becoming Kang. You started the Young Avengers. I went to try and join. Kang showed up. We fought him and he got sucked into a time portal. We kissed. Kang came back and you killed him. That wrecked the timeline and you had to go back to your time to become Kang.

[soulintheshell.livejournal.com]

Okay, so far we're on the same page... do you remember the Civil War? The Skrull Invasion? The Cataclysm?

[staturity]

Civil War yes, Skrull invasion no. But Kate did tell me about it. The Cataclysm is news to me.