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NAKED MEME

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

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The Cataclysm was the event when the worlds merged. Heroes from both planets tried to stop it, and failed... you all ended up drifting in the planks between time for about a year and half before some of you finally stared returning.

You made it back sometime before I arrived... you never said anything about a meatship or Ohm or anything of that. [of course, their arguing kind of took over their discussion]

...Yeah, that didn't happen for me. Maybe the Cataclysm was caused by the Ohm and somehow that world was able to stop it from being destroyed and it just combined instead. [Pause] But how did you come back? I thought, well, you couldn't come back unless you were Kang.

I don't know. The best I can figure is that when the Cataclysm happened, the shockwave knocked me out of time and I landed in the new merged earth shortly after you did.

...you really don't remember any of it?

I really don't. I told you, I must be from a different universe. I know it sounds crazy but it's the truth. Now if the Nate I knew showed up I could prove it.

But... there has to be some other explanation. I mean, we're in this place and stuck wearing leaves! And the way you kissed me...

[You can't just make out with a guy like that, then suddenly declare he isn't your boyfriend]

O.K., I honestly have no idea how you got here or where or clothes are or- why the hell we're stuck wearing these things.

As for how I kissed you uh, well, I thought you were the Nate I knew on the ship. We're kind of uhm... [Does it count on cheating if it's an alternate? Cause if so she should really stop checking Nate out.]

There is no other me, not anymore. No Kang, no Immortus, no Jonas, nothing... just me, and only me. [...Right?]

And I've never been on a ship. We...

[No Jonas- O.K., well, alternate universe. Something must have happened.] And here you said you knew about alternate universes. I know it's a lot to take in. Hell, I don't know if this is just a very real, very weird dream.

Does this feel like a dream? [He kissed her, again because he needed to believe that she felt that way about him, and no one else.]

Mph- mmmm... [Sorry Trans!Nate, she can so not resist that. About to pull back to comment that yes, this feels quite real, but on second thought why interrupt this?]

[Well, AI!Cassie, he's convinced that this is you, and he so desperately wants this to you, and for this to be canon. Sadly, none of that is true. But that won't stop him from snogging Trans!Cassie senseless.]

[Oh AI!Nate, all you have to do is wait a bit. And probably endure another screaming match. Trans!Cassie for one totally cannot resist this. At all. After all what's the harm in... frak.]

[Pulls away.] Wait, wait, no. This isn't right. This is just what I was doing to Jonas.

[So long as using his brain patterns to restore Jonas doesn't become a sticking point.]

How could this not be right? You can't tell me that that didn't feel perfect.

[She'll just move to Plan B, try to steal the armor. And then probably get cold feet when she gets the chance.]

Nate, that was incredible but if you're an alternate of the Nate that I know, well, this is kind of like cheating. And I... really do not want to do that. [Again. Poor Jonas.]

There is no alternate... there is no Stacy, no meatship, none of that. Whoever put us here is messing with us!

[See, Cassie, this is what stubborn denial of reality sounds like.]

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