NAKED MEME

[killsfengshui.livejournal.com]

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

Comments

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Seriously, WHY?

Negi! Did you sneeze on me again?

[hisfathersstaff.livejournal.com]

It wasn't me I swear! /totally naked and hiding behind her

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

*Figures it might NOT be Chamo this time, and totally lets him hide behind her, which presents another problem.

I would say don't look, but...you already saw me like this before ::sweat drop::

[hisfathersstaff.livejournal.com]

At least he's not here force-feeding me age candies...

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Of course he won't! Then he would be an extinct ermine!

[hisfathersstaff.livejournal.com]

/age candy comes flying out of nowhere and into Negi's mouth.

GULP!

BAMF!

/have a well muscled hot naked adult pressed up against you Katara.

Where the heck did that come from!?

/Chamo laughs offscreen

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

O//.//O

CHAMO! NOT FUNNY!

[hisfathersstaff.livejournal.com]

MEEP! CHAMO-KUN YOU'RE DEAD!

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

::blushes horribly::

Sorry Negi.

[hisfathersstaff.livejournal.com]

I suppose it's my fault for not paying attention...

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

I'd blame Chamo. It was bad enough without this!

But you are good looking older Negi. Sasami is lucky^-^

*trying to be nice*

[hisfathersstaff.livejournal.com]

Ah heh... t-thanks...

It would explain why Ako-san has such a crush on "Nagi".

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Its okay.

Nagi?

[morphitudinous]

...He can do that just by sneezing?

[This is a frightening concept. Some people are embarrassed enough, thank you. Like the one trying to talk without looking at her---again, not that he can see.]

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he can...and then his female friend popped in at the worst possible moment.

[morphitudinous]

[Wince.] And she unleashed her wrath on you, right? I'm sorry.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

No, she was just embarrassed.

But not as much as I was.

[morphitudinous]

I think we're all feeling that right now, if it comforts you at all.

[Fidget. This is sooooo awkward.]

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it is. Not Kaylee though. She's pretty spirited about it.

I think its actually more helpful in its own way.

[morphitudinous]

She always is. I believe she enjoys the opportunity to 'check guys out'. I wouldn't return the favor even if I could, but at least someone's enjoying it.

[Blush. Yup, she'd checked him out. Then he looks in Katara's general direction but not at her.]

Helpful? What do you mean?

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she made it feel a little less embarrassing for a little while.

::she noticed the halfway look, staring at him questionably::

You feel less ashamed.

[morphitudinous]

[Nod.] She did the same thing for me. For a while, the fact that anything was unusual slipped from my mind.

[Awkward shuffle. He hadn't been trying to stare, just make eye contact to show he was listening.]

Unfortunately, that effect takes some time to set in. I feel more than enough shame right now.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

It was a little less awkward though, if you think about it.

*notices Billy avioiding her*

Billy, its okay. I did get a look at you, and you do look good, but come on, we're different. It's a good thing. You shouldn't feel shame anyway. You're a really good guy.

[morphitudinous]

[And now Katara's really going in for the kill. Those reddening cheeks are the clue that she's succeeding.]

I'm not quite sure how to respond to that. Except...you're an exceptional person as well.

[There's a tiny smile for her. He's slowly, slowly starting to relax again.]

I know there's absolutely not a bad word to say about your looks, but I can't see anything clearly at the moment---not that I want to!

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

*Without meaning to, seriously!*

Respond however you feel comfortable, right? But thank you, I really appreciate that.

*Ah Billy, she really respects you more and more.*

I know, I know! It's ok. I trust you when you say that, so its fine, ok?"