http://killsfengshui.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] killsfengshui.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2010-07-02 04:10 pm
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NAKED MEME

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.
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[identity profile] ayasofia.livejournal.com 2010-07-04 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Because I do not want to get another broken rib because you can't be honest or keep it in your pants.
telekinetic_badass: (Plain Clothes)

[personal profile] telekinetic_badass 2010-07-04 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Deflates some] Look, in all seriousness, I am sorry about all of that. It's not like I ever wanted to see you get hurt.

[identity profile] ayasofia.livejournal.com 2010-07-04 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
You can apologize by being honest with everyone, including me.
telekinetic_badass: (Julian and Sofia - Tension)

[personal profile] telekinetic_badass 2010-07-04 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
I am being honest. I would rather flirt with you.

[identity profile] ayasofia.livejournal.com 2010-07-04 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
And Kara and Ava and Wyn, the list goes on.
telekinetic_badass: (Annoyed)

[personal profile] telekinetic_badass 2010-07-04 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't say I wouldn't flirt with them.

You say it like you don't keep running hot and cold on me.

[identity profile] ayasofia.livejournal.com 2010-07-04 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
After talking with Kara? And after you flirted with my friend in front of me? I haven't been running hot and cold I have been running cold on you.
telekinetic_badass: (TK Explosive Temper)

[personal profile] telekinetic_badass 2010-07-04 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
That wasn't even flirting! That--!

I don't know why I-- I should've just forgotten about you the way you tried to forget about me!

[identity profile] ayasofia.livejournal.com 2010-07-04 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Was flirting.

May you have as much luck with that as I did.
telekinetic_badass: (Angry)

[personal profile] telekinetic_badass 2010-07-04 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Was not.

Ugh! I should have never bothered falling in love with you.

[identity profile] ayasofia.livejournal.com 2010-07-04 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Silently crying, turns away]

Me too.

[identity profile] ayasofia.livejournal.com 2010-07-04 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Still turned away, also still crying a little.] What?
telekinetic_badass: (Earnest)

[personal profile] telekinetic_badass 2010-07-04 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
I hate it when you cry. I hate it even more when I make you cry. But that seems like the only thing I've been able to make you do in for a while.

[He put his hands on her shoulders. He was actually trying to be comforting, and not be pervy, for once.]

I don't want to hurt you...
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