http://killsfengshui.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] killsfengshui.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2010-07-02 04:10 pm

NAKED MEME

Suddenly.

You are naked.

All of you. Even you, over there, the already naked guy.

Except for one thing.

You all have fig leaves over your privates. They cannot be removed or destroyed. They are large enough to cover everything. (They might itch a little)

Oh, and even already naked people with no visible privates will have the leaves, either over their naughty bits' actual locations, or just where they should be.

[identity profile] lackofdarkwings.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
At least I've got a leaf...

[identity profile] lackofdarkwings.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh hey! So she's tan all over...

[identity profile] kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, hi! Grief, he is pretty muscled...

[identity profile] lackofdarkwings.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm.... awkwaaaard... christ she's hot... Nice weather. At leas it isn't cold?

[identity profile] kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Cold? What does that have to do with...oh.

[identity profile] lackofdarkwings.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you brain for running off on itself with the mouth..

Ah heh... /rubs head

[identity profile] kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry Matt! I...its just weird, isn't it?

::smiles:: Its awkward.

[identity profile] lackofdarkwings.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah it is kinda awkward. Though I get the feeling this has happened to me once before in another game. repeatedly.

[identity profile] kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
You did? Well I'm sorry about that:-P

This is my first time just appearing naked!

[identity profile] lackofdarkwings.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Well if it helps, one time I dragged myself through a swamp and lost all my clothing because of it.

[identity profile] kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. That never happened when I was in a swamp.

[identity profile] lackofdarkwings.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
It was a very sticky swamp. And it smelled bad.

We had to burn my stuff.

[identity profile] kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
SO weird.

Was it as strange as this?
Edited 2010-07-03 03:42 (UTC)

[identity profile] lackofdarkwings.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
The fumes had two of my men talking about Friendly Mushrooms.

[identity profile] kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
...WOW.

My brother did that one after taking cactus juice!

[identity profile] lackofdarkwings.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Maybe we should feed him cactus juice more often...

[identity profile] kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
No. He was insufferable. Trust me.

[identity profile] lackofdarkwings.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Oh really? This bodes amusement. On my part.

[identity profile] kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
If you were on cactus juice?

I can't even imagine it.

Has Will seen you this way yet?

[identity profile] its-keeper.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
omigosh.

[Will will just cover her eyes and hide behind a tree now THIS IS SO EMBARASSING]

[identity profile] lackofdarkwings.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[yeah he's totally red in the face too with Will seeing him like this... and vice versa...]

[identity profile] its-keeper.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[now Matt can see just how flat she is from ALL angles, and with girls MUCH better endowed than she is all over the place to compare to. And yes, she could go Guardian and change that, but that is not a solution to anything ever especially when the problem is body issues.]

I - I promise I'm not looking. Um. We can . . . pretend we're at the beach or something, maybe that would make this less embarrassing.

[identity profile] lackofdarkwings.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Even as flat as she is, she's still gorgeous to him. And true this is a step in their relationship they haven't took yet but still...! Wow.]

We could at that. It would help out immensely. Like one of those crazy beaches in France?

[identity profile] its-keeper.livejournal.com 2010-07-04 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
[He's such a gentleman. She can't stay upset when he's being so reasonable and calm and . . . well, shirtless, which Will's not minding.

Especially since he's still looking at her like she's pretty, even with prettier girls around. She smiles tentatively.]

Yeah, France. Only . . . what would we be doing in France? Aside from wearing . . . not very much on the beaches?